Would you vote for a presidential candidate who is 100% aligned with your preferred policies… if that candidate was a furry?

[gamerweeb1]

You get the perfect candidate who has exactly the same political views as you, and will be able to effectively get things done.

However… that candidate will give presidential speeches while dressed in their fursuit, and will use words like “uwu” on a regular basis. The candidate may or may not be married… but if they are married, their partner is also a furry.

Would you vote for this candidate?

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

yeah fuck it, better than a nigger

 

[Wuornos]

No.

Their skulls should be introduced to a hammer.

 

[Broadside]

My perfect candidate wouldn't be begging for my vote, he'd be taking it by force in a poggers military coup.
Long live Pinochet!

 

[JethroTullamore]

Oh, yes that’d be nice.
I’d appreciate and respect the dedication too, giving speeches and holding meetings in full fursuit.
Still better than Biden.

 

[TroonsDid911]

Absolutely, nothing would be funnier then Hitler gassing the kikes in full fursuit.

 

[Rock hard as a Flintstone]

Yes, but my preferred policy is total furry death so it'd be unlikely.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Oh fuck no. I'd call that candidate a liar.

 

[dick brain]

>trusting politicians
>trusting furries

 

[Unnecessary Surgery Land]

all furries are attracted to troons. there isn't a single furry that isn't.
so no

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Assuming that they carry EVERYTHING that I want done out with absolutely no unholy strings attached by TPTB, then yeah, he will get my vote.

 

[Sean Shemmy]

How would a furry who bans being a furry exist? It's like dividing by zero.

 

[Absolutego]

If he's a furry he isn't 100% aligned with my preferred policies, which is that he and all like him should be gassed

 

[dick brain]

If he's a furry he isn't 100% aligned with my preferred policies, which is that he and all like him should be gassed

He is if he has a fart fetish, which goes without saying.

 

[Moths]

Is he a diaper furry? If so no

 

[Jason Wynn]

If they were aligned with me they wouldn’t be a furry. I don’t support animal rapists and groomers.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Hell no.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

My perfect candidate is Trump and he can do no wrong.

 

[Aunt Carol]

How the hell is a furry going to win an election? Me voting for them doesn't guarantee they'll be elected, especially if they're running in a fursuit.

If they only reveal they're a furry after they're in office, then I wouldn't know they're a furry and I'd just be voting because I agreed with all their platforms. Any time I vote I might be voting for a secret furry.

It would be pretty funny, though.

 

[Rozzy]

Sure I'd vote for @JethroTullamore