Would you want to live in a dungeon if all of your needs were accommodated?

[Anti Alien Alarm]

It's dark, lonely, and you can't leave. But you get to wear cool futuristic clothes and there's high quality beanbags to sleep on including a Chromebook in the corner with a broken battery.

For food? There's a grate on the floor which I push Twinkies through.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

No. Never

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Do I get lube or am I going dry July all year round?

 

[Sean Shemmy]

I only get a Chromebook? Let me just say this, loud and clear.
FUCK NO.

 

[Anti Alien Alarm]

Do I get lube or am I going dry July all year round?

Yeah, we can get some lube in there. The Wi-Fi has no web filter, if you're curious

 

[dick brain]

Take it or leave it.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Do needs include hot chicks?