Would you watch a mud wrestling match between @Lidl Drip and @Android raptor?

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Good news, you degenerate chud!
This is one wish that won't be a dud!
But follow the law
Of the Monkey's Paw
And you'll find yourself lower than mud

I do love your poetry.

 

[LimeRikki]

I do love your poetry.

The word "mud" was right there, and so easy to rhyme. I couldn't help myself.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Don't be ridiculous. All women who make fun of men online are automatically very very fat and old and ugly and I am the fattest oldest ugliest of them all!

Your logic doesn't go back far enough; first of all, there are no women on the Internet.