Write a cow thread OP about the user above you! - Halal for everyone!

[ghostyTrickster]

Good way to practice making threads.

 

[Ntwadumela]

ghostyTrickster

Autistic OP maker, been on the Farms since 2015 and yet has only made 122 posts, needs to post more and lurk less

 

[LD 3187]

Ntwadumela/Power Word - Islamic closet furry, Manlet, Daddy issues & Potential Pedophile

 

[RI 360]

CasualSeppuku - macaco niglet, failed professional skateboarder, terminally autistic.

 

[HY 140]

entropyseeksworth - not really a cool kid, actually lives down in a basement, chronic liar, pedophile

 

[ZeCommissar]

Dicaprio Delorean- Secret fat tumblr feminist, never asked by a guy to prom, spends 8 hours a day watching anime.

 

[InLivingTuna]

ZeCommisar - Delusional nazifur with a sword obsession.

 

[NQ 952]

InLivingTuna - an actual zoophile living with his mother in an incestuous relationship. He keeps a school of tuna in his homemade underground tuna tank where he tweets incessantly about mundane things and how they actually, literally oppress zoophiles like himself.

Had a Patreon until this dang dirty goobergrapplers got it taken down (it totally didn't have anything to do with the pictures of his malformed penis in living tuna)

 

[Vocaloid Ruby]

LordKaT - Literal paedophile who's name says cat ( even then, misspelled) but their profile picture is that of a goat. He's said himself that when he can't find five-year-old pussy he'll stick his dick in a cat goat and cry about the bullies on /b/. Theorised to be blind.

 

[Elysian]

Vocaloid Ruby - Weeb trash. Continues to participate actively despite broadcasting how much she hates the site. Theorised to be an actual Vocaloid that has gained sentience and basically become Tay but with less Nazism and more lolcows.

 

[Pina Colada]

Elysian- A Trump fangirl and a virgin womanchild (with rage) who's mentally stuck in the 90s.

 

[JU 199]

ShiningPokeStar- Some kind of forum gaybian. Should have been euthanized.

 

[drain]

@Ass Manager 3000, autistic weirdo that probably gets off on robot porn and is probably a raging but denying alcoholic.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

DrainRedRain - serial killer fan girl that posts shit memes

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

MightyBiteySnake - Irrelevant retro vidya sperg who posts on a cyberbullying forum instead of actually playing games, has over 1000 photos of his "trouser snake"

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Alberto Balsalm - Autistic pedophile with delusions of godhood, chimps out towards apple users and hatewatches My Little Pony.

 

[Closet Sorcerer]

NARPASSWORD - Nintendo sperg, sent death threats to Metroid Other M devs, built a shrine to Samus Aran which he faps to.

 

[Somar]

Closet Sorcerer - He can do magic, but he does it so poorly he can only practice it in the closet where no one can see him do it making him a closet dweller

 

[Lord-Of-Edge]

Somari1996: autistic attention seeking weeaboo who wishes for a lolcow thread about him.

(the last part's based on your latest status).

 

[SP 199]

Lord of edge

Newfag try hard edglelord, possibly a member of the KKK, probably a pedophile.

Likes the idea of fucking dogs.