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[Sherlac Everomore]

Muina
Magical Girl tranny with a enough purple for Romans to mistake him for someone of actual importance.

 

[Marisa Kirisame]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/this-...one-single-name-when-you-join-this-site.28744

 

[Syaoran Li]

Marisa Kirisame

Anime witch, just exposed Sherlac for the creep he truly is. All around cool person. Not an actual lolcow

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Syaoran Li

Weeb disguised as shota, got hit on by local pedofork. Developed a victim complex.

 

[Tempest]

Kari Kamiya: really can't decide on avatars

 

[Somar]

Tempest
Never leaves the dark

 

[Tempest]

somari 1996
lives like it's 1996

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

@Tempest began hurtling down into the sea of lolcowishness when she got sick from drinking water in Venezuela and decided to livestream it. Mostly cool, but keeps a pet chinchilla and is convinced that bowl cuts are going to come back "one of these days."

 

[Meat_Puppet]

@Sailor_Jupiter The perfect fusion of Sailor Scout and feline. With such a hardcore fanboy following it's almost impossible to Google search this scout without keeping the safe search filter on. Unless you're into that kinky kind of shit. -_^

 

[aidshaver9111]

meat puppet is a queer homo fag who is gay probs dojnt even have job probs

i am new 2 tihs sorry lol

 

[ZeCommissar]

aidshaver9111

Transnigger that modifies his/her/its body in order to look like a drawn character.

 

[Pina Colada]

ZeCommissar- Racist, edgelord Socialist who fucks ferrets and thinks he's a future school shooter

 

[D.Va]

ShiningPokeStar - Delusional poképhile communist who picks fights with anyone to the right of Lenin.

 

[Lurkette]

@D.Va is a 76 year old "transcharacter" male who uses the South Korean, trollish meka fighter "D.Va" as a persona both online and IRL in order to make up for the fact his children don't want to visit him anymore (hence the pick of the "kool kid" overwatch fighter) and, because of his anti-social personality, he has nothing to do all day but trawl the internet laughing at other people. His wife left him early last year when, angered that she refused to let him buy a custom made skin tight meka fighter suit, he threw his ostomy bag at her while screaming "NERF THIS!!"

 

[Todesfurcht]

Lurkette - Real life dog fucker, worse than Whitney Wisconsin.

 

[Tempest]

todesfurcht, not a conversationalist

 

[Gabriel]

Tempest -
Can't decide on an avatar whatsoever, changes every week

 

[Spunt]

Gabriel/Null's Wife/Literally Hitler - Vegan abbatoir worker, owner of the world's largest collection of stolen anime figurines. Headmates include Marmaduke, Neo, Conor Clapton, Dickbutt, Galvatron and former Southampton FC left-back Francis Benali. Has two penises; claims one is female.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Spunt ― Faggot who signed up on Something Awful for the sole purpose of getting banned.

 

[Pina Colada]

Kari Kamiya- Incest fetishist who has BDSM fantasies with Donatello. Also has avatars as headmates.