Write a cow thread OP about the user above you! - Halal for everyone!

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    Votes: 30 46.2%
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    Votes: 35 53.8%

  • Total voters
    65
Kari Kamiya - Turtles sperg who rants on twitter about how the new cgi ninja turtles sucks all while intensely projecting about their major daddy issues. Should you ever try to rationalize with said person, expect a long bitchfit about how you don't know the turtles like they do and a link to their patreon. Speaking of patreon, has recently started one, after a drunken night sperging on twitter pitching "ideas" pictures of their turtle vore art and fanfiction, specifically of Leonardo and Raphael, because apparently they could make a better reboot with their hands tied behind their back.
Probably raped their sister.
 
  • Winner
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LeBeautifulWemyn - Kickstarted their tranny fantasies of Joseph Joestar on Tumblr and claims to have sent it to Hirohiko Araki. Got banned from conventions for ORAORAORA'ing Daisuke Ono.
 
  • Agree
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Kari Kamiya - Abducts turtles to use as living sex toys and proudly displays her pornographic drawings on the walls.
 
  • Like
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Pina Colada- Furry fetishist who once masturbated at a public showing of Who framed Roger Rabbit. Has an DeviantArt collection featuring a disheartening literal take on the concept of Playboy Bunnies.
 
  • DRINK!
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AtrocityVoyeur- Transtrender Let's Player who was caught jerking off a goat on neighbor's farm. Update: SAXOPHONE UP THE ASS
 
Galvatron - A wannabe-fanboy of the real Galvatron, has a failed Transformers comic book career but claims his is the best incarnation. Makes shitty stop-motion short films about the "meaning of life" for YouTube.
 
  • Informative
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Somari1996.

Enjoys pirated hacks of popular video games and anime with elementary school aged girls and takes pride in it. Gets triggered if you poke fun at them for either of these things.
 
  • Feels
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scorptatious

Draw porn of unerage characters and gets off to it, also love lolis and has been reported to touch little girls or at least try to
 
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Dicaprio Delorean

Spergs over alternate universes. Gets triggered if you deny the existence parallel universes.
 
c-no - Not your average country bumpkin. Likes to fuck pigs until they squeal "daddy" while firing an AR-15 into the air.
 
Mr. Fister - Edgelord and vidya nerd who fucks bikes in order to Make Anime Real.
 
Sexy Times Hitler - looks like David Bryne but if he was an autistic fascist, also draws nazi furries
 
Dicaprio Delorean-Thinks they're Jotaro Kujo but is really an otherkin Tumblrina who also has a daddy kink
 
Chill Fam - A cuck who took "Netflix and chill" seriously after their sweetheart canceled date to Netflix and chill with the neighbor.
 
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Chill Fam - A cuck who took "Netflix and chill" seriously after their sweetheart canceled date to Netflix and chill with the neighbor.
Kari Kamiya- White Supremacy flows through this kiwi's bloodstream. She is as white as the coke she snorted 5 seconds ago.
 
  • Winner
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Mr. Fister
Attacks anyone who makes a chicken crossing the road joke about him.
 
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