Write a one-sentence shitpost

[Wraith]

GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW.

PASS THE MIKE, RAP WAR NOW.

 

[Army Burger]

Gas the mics.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

THIS THREAD IS GAY AND YOU'RE ALL GAY FOR BEING IN IT

 

[:thinking:]

I WANT TO RIDE A TRANNY DICK AND I WANT TO SPREAD MY AIDS

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

I am parked at the Walmart in Ruckersville as they allow overnight parking.

 

[Syaoran Li]

Why must I fail every attempt at shitposting?

 

[Sammy]

"Unban me please, I've learned my lesson."

 

[:thinking:]

Traps are not gay.

 

[Big Nasty]

Suck it harder

 

[UnKillFill]

You know, Obama had some good points...

 

[Ass eating cunt]

Hitler was the original feminist sjw, instead men it was the jews

 

[Pina Colada]

If Milo calls Trump "Daddy", then I'm calling Hillary "Mommy"!

 

[Autopsy]

Uruguay is a "real" country, isn't it?

 

[AF 802]

Alexa, do you work for the CIA?

 

[Army Burger]

I was thinking of GG when I came.

 

[neonwhite900]

Mississippi Burning - Nostalgia Critic

 

[Calooby]

When I die and go to heaven and see God, I'm gonna say: "SHIT!"

 

[Ass eating cunt]

I have already thought of the perfect gay oddworld pornographic comic, all I need now is a artist.

 

[Burgers in the ass]

RAPE

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I want to be myself and just post shit online.