Write a one-sentence shitpost

[Army Burger]

I miss Rick Santorum

 

[Deadpool]

Eid lluN eid.

 

[Army Burger]

Let me preface this by saying that I like the idea of fucking dogs

 

[A Welsh Cake]

a one-sentence shitpost.

 

[Canned Bread]

OP is a faggot.

 

[Army Burger]

I'm gay

 

[Begemot]

They say this cuck shit doesn't cuck anymore.

 

[Army Burger]

How much wood could a woodcuck cuck if a woodcuck could cuck wood?

 

[Tetra]

ur sister is a young poison yvn

 

[RG 448]

This sentence is false.

 

[:thinking:]

Australia really makes you think.

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

ravioli ravioli dont lewd the dragon loli

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Top Ten Anime Deaths That Were Faked

 

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

How do I type sentences on Kiwi Farms pls help

 

[ForgedBlades]

I've been working a real blue collar job the last month, and the sweat that accumulates under my watch band over the course of twelve hours is an incredible aroma cocktail of ball sweat, smegma, swamp ass, and cheesy feet.

 

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

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[Army Burger]

It looks like you may need some assistance

 

[RADICALGOBLIN]

song at [timestamp] ?

 

[DonaldJTrump]

The ass was fat.

 

[CumDumpster]

I'm from Tumblr, and I'm here to help.