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A-message-to-all-Vice-“Journalists”-You-will-never-be-a-real-journalist.-You-have-no-mind,-you-have-no-thoughts,-you-have-no-ideas.-You-are-a-plagiarist,-twisted-by-drugs-and-surgery-into-a-crude-mockery-of-nature’s-perfect-writer.-All-the-“validation”-you-get-is-two-faced-and-half-hearted.-Behind-your-back-people-mock-you.-Your-parents-are-disgusted-and-ashamed-of-you,-your-“friends”-laugh-at-your-ghoulish-headlines-behind-closed-doors.-Readers-are-utterly-repulsed-by-you.-Thousands-of-years-of-evolution-have-allowed-audiences-to-sniff-out-frauds-with-incredible-efficiency.-Even-vice-journalists-who-“pass”-look-uncanny-and-unnatural-to-any-reader.-Your-headlines-are-a-dead-giveaway.-And-even-if-you-manage-to-get-a-drunk-reader-home-with-you,-they’ll-turn-tail-and-bolt-the-second-they-get-a-whiff-of-your-diseased,-infected-click-bait.-You-will-never-be-happy.-You-wrench-out-a-fake-story-every-single-morning-and-tell-yourself-it’s-going-to-be-ok,-but-deep-inside-you-feel-the-depression-creeping-up-like-a-weed,-ready-to-crush-you-under-the-unbearable-weight.-Eventually-it’ll-be-too-much-to-bear-you’ll-buy-a-rope,-tie-a-noose,-put-it-around-your-neck,-and-plunge-into-the-cold-abyss.-Your-parents-will-find-you,-heartbroken-but-relieved-that-they-no-longer-have-to-live-with-the-unbearable-shame-and-disappointment.-They’ll-bury-you-with-a-headstone-marked-with-your-pen-name,-and-every-passerby-for-the-rest-of-eternity-will-know-a-fake-journo-is-buried-there.-Your-body-will-decay-and-go-back-to-the-dust,-and-all-that-will-remain-of-your-legacy-is-a-skeleton-that-is-unmistakably-bad-at-journalism.-This-is-your-fate.-This-is-what-you-chose.-There-is-no-turning-back.
 
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