Write a scary story in two sentences

[OvercookedBacon]

The poster outside the carnival sideshow tent promises a "Man Eating Chicken" and curiosity gets the better of you.
Right before you exit, the last thing you see is a man eating chicken.

 

[Begemot]

When @Dude Vaccines finally received his covid shot, all his delusions faded away. He finally loved big brother....

 

[Obie]

His wife walked with effortless grace up the front path. This was no mean feat, considering he'd run her through a wood chipper an hour earlier.

 

[NeroRisotto]

You ejaculate as your wife cums.

"That was great," said her boyfriend.

 

[Raoul_Duke]

I had just come back from the funeral when I noticed there were ashes at the door. Funny, she had been cremated.

 

[glass_houses]

The bus tilts alarmingly as Anna O'Brien, panting heavily, scrambles on board. She smiles coquettishly as she lumbers towards you, and when she presents her enormous rear, you realise with utter terror that she intends to sit in your lap.

 

[Cats]

a blizzard employee opens a break room refridgerator to retrieve her breastmilk. it is missing

 

[OvercookedBacon]

a blizzard employee opens a break room refridgerator to retrieve her breastmilk. it is missing

A half hour later, the employee hears strained breathing from three cubicles away. She finds the culprit drinking the stolen milk straight from the bottle and vigorously masturbating at the same time.

 

[Professional Lurker]

A half hour later, the employee hears strained breathing from three cubicles away. She finds the culprit drinking the stolen milk straight from the bottle and vigorously masturbating at the same time.

The employee scrambles to the boss's office to report the inappropriate conduct of her co-worker. She runs in on said boss, naked, on his knees, and surrounded by several women squirting breastmilk onto him.

 

[Realistic Elephant]

Harker gasped in shock as Dracula unveiled his turgid member, its length and girth not unlike the dimensions of a ripe aubergine. His shock turned to horror as the fell creature leapt forward, swiftly overpowered him and ripped off his trousers.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

Harker gasped in shock as Dracula unveiled his turgid member, its length and girth not unlike the dimensions of a ripe aubergine. His shock turned to horror as the fell creature leapt forward, swiftly overpowered him and ripped off his trousers.

what about the color? was it also eggplanty?

 

[glass_houses]

Harker gasped in shock as Dracula unveiled his turgid member, its length and girth not unlike the dimensions of a ripe aubergine. His shock turned to horror as the fell creature leapt forward, swiftly overpowered him and ripped off his trousers.

...no, please, do go on.

 

[Realistic Elephant]

what about the color? was it also eggplanty?

I'd be lying if I said I didn't try to work that in somehow.

Felt like cheating if I started using semicolons though.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

You're a woman in the year of 2022 using a public bathroom. Then suddenly, a man in a wig kicks down the door with his erection fully outlined through the fabric of his dress.

 

[BlueSpark]

The creature opened up the fridge. The only thing in there was the creature

 

[Open Window Maniac]

You go to post on Kiwi Farms. You see the site has been permanently shut down.

 

[Splinters RCVD ✞]

You watch that one documentary of homos and artificial insemination where the doctors show envelopes wherein the parents put their requests, with a blue label meaning boy, and a pink one meaning girl. You notice the ones with green labels and start giving it thunk.

 

[ObservingTheMadness]

I look outside the window. Starring at me is Chris-Chan.

 

[Adamska]

You're enjoying a very nicely cooked chicken tendy, when all of a sudden you feel a crunch. Spitting out the crunchy bit, you note with horror it's a good part of one of your teeth.

 

[Isaac]

For sale: Iron Maiden, used.