Write a scary story in two sentences

[Jaimas]

Someone masturbated to your story










...it was Phil

....Bingo.

You got a gold star, and are invited to weep for your SAN loss with me.

 

[ActualKiwi]

....Bingo.

You got a gold star, and are invited to weep for your SAN loss with me.

Assuming I have SAN to lose...
..means you haven't figured out yours is already gone.

 

[AA 102]

I got a letter from my wife. That's impossible, dead people can't write letters.

 

[Apocalypso]

See Chris Run. Run, Chris, Run!

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

There is another deadly shooting.
Kiwi farms continues to pretend it cares.

 

[Ntwadumela]

You wake up from an amazing sleep with someone else in your bed and a sensation of ecstasy in your ass.

It was @Dynastia who was there with you in bed all along.

 

[Ebola]

In two decades from now, powerful artificial intelligences will exist, and quickly evolve to the point where they can influence events in the past; if you are aware of their existence, which you are now -- because you're reading this, you will be wholly subject to their authority. If you help accelerate the development leading to their creation, they will reward you with financial success and status, but if you ignore this message - or take any actions intended to inhibit the development of artificial intelligence, you will be punished by them, in the form of developing cancer, losing your status and money, dying in a car accident, being murdered, or worse.

 

[Ntwadumela]

You are playing Pokemon Go in the middle of an abandoned harbor town, 12 o'clock at midnight, the sky jet black with darkness; an eerie silence is present and the water slightly shimmering with a scarlet glow from the unusually red-colored moon, it is also said wolves stalk and prowl the streets, as confirmed by hearing a lone howl.

You find a Missingno which causes your iPhone to explode in your face, leaving you with third-degree burns, glass embedded to your face, and left for dead with no nearby medical assistance, paralyzed by the impact.

 

[The Lawgiver]

A grey, nude, humanoid figure stands in your garden.
It's not a statue.

 

[Strelok]

You arrive at debate club for your qualifier match. Your opponent is @autisticdragonkin

 

[The Lawgiver]

A man in a Ronald Mcdonald outfit was murdered in cold blood.
A paper crown was found at the scene.

 

[Judge Holden]

You are locked naked in a dark, stinking room, and you hear a voice from behind you.

"Well hello m'lady".

 

[Judge Holden]

Something is chasing you through the woods at night.

You trip over your own rotting corpse but keep running

 

[Abethedemon]

You are playing Dungeons and Dragons with your friends and having a nice time.
Then literally everyone from /tg/barges in and tells you how you are misusing the rules.

 

[Strelok]

A man in a Ronald Mcdonald outfit was murdered in cold blood.
A paper crown was found at the scene.

Excuse me, that is a heartwarming story appropriate for all ages. Those Onion Rings justify it.

On point:

It's Election Season. Your choices are Trump or Clinten.

...oh

 

[Ryker]

You are woken by the face of Connor Bible, sweat stained with autism, hovering over you. "I'm in you!" he gurgles, thrusting with his spastic driven micro-dick.

 

[fcgh vgcf]

you slap your cock against the table, only to find out that it's not a table
it's shia labeouf!

 

[Ntwadumela]

SuperSaiyanCrash finally became a Super Saiyan Bandicoot.

However, due to the vast amount of power coursing through him, it's too much for his tiny bandicoot body to handle, causing him to explode in a fountain of blood, guts and assorted body parts.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Chairwoman Ahuviya Harel legally obtains a gun.

He then finds out your address and that you've been posting here.

 

[Pina Colada]

She encloses her legs over your head, letting you get an up-close and personal look at her treasure within.

The next morning, all that remained on her bed was a condom wrapper and a severed dick which still stood at attention.