Write a scary story in two sentences

[Apocalypso]

Come play with me, Chris. Forever and ever and ever and ever........

 

[FatFuckingClown]

Your phone hasn't turned on in a while. You take it to get checked out, and the cute attendant is able to turn the phone back on - only to have it play from where your favorite gay German shit porn last left off.

 

[Florence]

Hi! I'm Wildchild!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The astronaut was walking on the Moon when he felt a brief wave of dizziness. Earth was no longer in the sky, the lander was nowhere to be seen, and the soil was a different color.

 

[Somar]

We get a new president after kicking Trump out of office. His first order of business is to make Sonichu great again.

 

[MasterDisaster]

You're in a deep sleep when suddenly you rouse from your slumber; as if something or someone that doesn't belong has entered your personal space...nothing is amiss, it seems, so you close your eyes and start drifting away...

That's when you feel the hot breath against your ear, a freakish voice piercing the void; "I'll be in your dreams..."

 

[Reynard]

I logged onto the internet. I stumbled across Tumblr.

 

[Gordon Cole]

You stumble onto a thread called "Write a Scary Story in Two Sentences" on a godforsaken website called Kiwi Farms. Upon seeing a split between serious attempts and shitposting, you realize the ineffable horror of the internet and join the Amish.

 

[CaptainMappy]

Now, this is a story all about how my life got turned, flipped upside down. And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there; I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Now, this is a story all about how my life got turned, flipped upside down. And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there; I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air.

It's 2017. People are still referencing that stupid tv show.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Pinged my new server. No reply!

 

[Shokew]

You admitted to being someone who enjoys watching fuckheads like PhantomStrider, Mr. Enter, BenTheLooney, PieGuyRulez, and anyone else who ain't PanPizza.

Now there is NO HOPE for you here - and no place to hide from our wrath.

 

[voiceguy]

I proudly flashed a victory sign as the Secret Service dragged me away from Trump's dead body. Then I realized I had made Mike Pence president.

 

[DildoGaggins]

The man could hold his bowels no longer, he had to shit and so sat upon his ivory throne and deficated. But suddenly an eerie feeling overcame him, there was a knock at his front door.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

I slowly opened my eyes as I felt the warm body of another human being climb on top of me. Miley Cyrus!

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

The meal was really tasty! She said to her husband and put the rest of his body into the fridge.

 

[Jaimas]

You don't know why you did it, but you did; perhaps it was the heavy drinking the night before, perhaps it was the protracted friendship of several in the Rat King, perhaps it was merely the autism - all you know is that you white knighted hard, perhaps unintentionally, before bed, arguing that perhaps criticism of several in the Rat King had been too severe.

The following morning, you awaken to a thread covering your sexual escapades and your contributions to the Rat King, with the headliner being you arguing in defense of Sarah Nyberg.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

A called Chris and screamed .

Chris shat himself and did nothing.

 

[Roast Chicken]

A baby was left alone. She cried and cried and cried, but no one heard her.

 

[Zorceror44]

A child looked up into the sky with a telescope. The stars started to go out.