Write a scary story in two sentences

[FatFuckingClown]

You're just getting out of the shower at 4 a.m. when you hear the sound of muffled voices and keys unlocking the door.
Shit, they weren't supposed to be back until Saturday, you think to yourself as you frantically search for a place to hide.

 

[Guy With Shit Opinions]

Refresh the page.

DNS_PROBE_FINISH_NO_INTERNET

 

[John Titor]

Earth gets struck by a coronal mass ejection.

All the Internet porn on Earth is destroyed.

 

[Lurkerfaggot]

I sat there for hours but no one could hear my screams.

There was no toilet paper.

 

[Maiden-TieJuan]

ADF and Christine finally admitted their unholy love for each other. They consummated it under the stars.

 

[Octopuff in kumquat]

Your natural instinct tried to prevent you from signing up on KF, for your benefit, and you knew it then.

But you did it anyway.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

I posted an opinion on the internet. The very next post disagreed with me!

 

[Zorceror44]

I saw a post online. I disagreed with it.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

I opened up the freezer to find my rum was gone. I then realized I was living in a dry town.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Christian Weston Chandler was crucified. And nobody screamed "JULAY" while doing it either.

 

[Somar]

Nintendo announces the remake of a beloved classic. As the trailer begins, the first word we hear is "Gee".

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

joe: i hear you fucking the baby all night last night, beter
beter: i fuck the baby

 

[Roast Chicken]

Powerless in the confines of her wheelchair, Carol watched as her carer lifted the brakes. Her eyes never left him as she rolled backwards towards the lake.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Powerless in the confines of her wheelchair, Carol watched as her carer lifted the brakes. Her eyes never left him as she rolled backwards towards the lake.

 

[Begemot]

I heard her vomiting in the bathroom. I opened the door to offer my 'assistance'.

 

[Shokew]

Two - part story:

1) I had a protagonist for this story I was going to write in my advanced English literature class. Unfortunately, I was forced by everyone to reveal that it was Donald Trump.

2) So I told everyone in my advanced English literature class that the protagonist of my story was Donald Trump. I was then forced to fight for my life when the vampires (SJWs) attacked.

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

The twitter said “No, John you are the tranny”
And then John was a Brianna.

 

[Linako 2.0]

I wake up from a horribly erogenous dream involving dirt.
When I go to the bathroom and turn on the light, I see Melchett shaving and eating yoghurt

 

[Y2K Baby]

I wake up from a horribly erogenous dream involving dirt.
When I go to the bathroom and turn on the light, I see Melchett shaving and eating yoghurt

Hot.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

You hear a knock at the door, and you go to answer it. "Hello, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?"