Write a scary story in two sentences

[Somar]

We finally find out Rey's last name in The Last Jedi. Spoiler Alert, it's Binks.

 

[Hui]

That was great, I'm 16 btw sorry I lied. I'm posting this on facebook ^^.

 

[Shokew]

"When I said take her to the dry cleaners... I didn't fucking mean take HER to the dry cleaners!"

"Well... No wonder she hasn't eaten or drank anything in 5 days!"

 

[Y2K Baby]

@Hui had an anime avatar. And kept it for more than two weeks.

 

[Y2K Baby]

I fucking knew Shokew would rate that autistic, lol. Never change.

 

[Hui]

@Hui had an anime avatar. And kept it for more than two weeks.

I was gone for like 3 days.

 

[c-no]

I showed my deep dark fantasy.
I now faced a ban.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

"No," she replied, looking up from the dough she was preparing. "We don't sacrifice ALL outsiders, just ones who come on feast days."

After years of training, you're finally ready to take the entrance exams. That morning, explosive diarrhea strikes.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

He leaned in much too close for comfort, the smell of Fanta was overpowering. " Wait til you see my duck" he whispered.

 

[Shokew]

You played Sonic Forces, instead of Sonic Mania. Now you must be terminated... For being wrong.

 

[TheClorax]

Chris pitches a Sonichu film to Sony Pictures. They accepted it.

 

[Shokew]

Chris pitches a Sonichu film to Sony Pictures. They accepted it.

The movie proves to be successful in theatres, despite being a one-off story. Multiple sequels are in the works, knowing this movie saved Sony from bankruptcy - that's entirely their own damn fault.

 

[Shokew]

We are the government.

We're here to help you.

 

[c-no]

I took a shit.

It gave me hemorrhoids.

 

[HY 140]

One time, I saw the scariest picture known to man.

Chris Chan's bent duck.

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

“A ‘shockingly growing’ adventure.”

A Sonichu x Blue Bear Dobbles fanfic, written and art directed by Chris Chan and Dobson.

 

[friedshrimp]

Well, it took her time, but she finally did it, even if she had to start from the bottom. But now, Lindsay Ellis could proudly admit that her country finally had a female president: her.

 

[Mr. Fister]

One time, I got home from work, and some faggot ate my mini-wheats.
It was Jeff the Killer.

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

The radio said "No, John. You are the mexicans.”
Y entonces Juan era un inmigrante.

 

[Bob Page]

I was walking down the streets of detroit and heard noises from an alley.
To my horror, it was...

Spoiler: The Spooky Surprise

BLACK NIGGERS!!!