Write a scary story in two sentences

[Somar]

Valve announces they sold the rights to Half Life to another publisher which plans to make Half Life 3 a reality. As the teaser trailer begins, the EA logo appears.

 

[MeatRokket08]

You wake up one morning and log onto Kiwi Farms. You then learn Techpriest ate the hat

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

You encounter a Shiny Pokemon, and send out your weakest Pokemon to fight it. Even with how weak your Pokemon is, you still accidentally knock out the Shiny.

 

[Shokew]

So, the potential rapist didn't win a seat in Alabama, from what you've read...
... Sadly, all you can tell yourself is "So what?? Alabama is full of sick old fuckers like this."

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer.

 

[c-no]

Trump dies of a heart attack in the office and people rejoiced.

Then the ghost of Trump forever haunts the white house and the dreams of the people.

 

[A Useless Fish]

Going into a public bathroom, a man discovers that the only available toilet is clogged with an MLP plushie, covered in shit and what he hopes is melting tissue paper.

Confused, and yet fascinated by his sudden, throbbing erection he closes, and then locks, the door...

 

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

A man goes to his job. He then discovers all his coworkers are furries

 

[Begemot]

A man goes to his job. He then discovers all his coworkers are furries

A man goes to a furry convention. His job is be a gigolo to corpulent degenerates.

 

[The Fool]

A man goes to a furry convention. His job is be a gigolo to corpulent degenerates.

A furry goes to a furry convention. He has no job and he must yiff.

 

[Begemot]

A furry goes to a furry convention. He has no job and he must yiff.

A 500-kilo-weight furry covered in pustules and warts goes to a furry convention. Anthony Burch realised he still had less chance of getting laid than the furry.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

"At last I'm free of all those filthy cishet white men who would persecute me for my gender and sexuality!"
"ALLAHU AKBAR!"

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

Hahaha. What a story, Mark.

 

[Somar]

A little boy got casted in a live action South Park movie. He was then handed an orange coat to wear for the film.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

"Your comics are awful" screamed the woman in the pit. "PUT THE LOTION IN THE FUCKING BASKET" screeched LaBelle.

 

[jewelry investor]

The Fourth Reich finally comes.
It's chancellor, @Wednesday.

 

[c-no]

A furry posted an image of a toy covered in cum, thinking it'd make a good insult to someone.

He was then laughed and seen as a deviant like all furries are.

 

[Liquid Kent]

I go to bed after re-reading the entirety of the Age of Apocalypse storyline in the ultra-rare gold paperback editions I sourced ebay in my teens.

I wake up and they've all been burnt.

 

[pelicannon]

It was already too late. The baby was gay.

 

[flock of doves]

oh doctor so...? there is no cure?