Write a scary story in two sentences

[Smashjitzu]

You awake one morning and something feels different.

You log onto your computer to find Ajit Pai's face staring back at you with a bag labeled "PAY ME TO USE THE INTERNET" on it.

 

[TwinkleSnort]

She woke up with a start and looked around, trying to remember what had happened. To her horror, she saw that everyone else was dead, covered in blood, as a knife dropped from her hand.

 

[autista]

He had meant to email his boss an important document. But when he opened the attachments he saw that he had instead sent his boss a CWC nude.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

You pull your pants up after your prostate exam and the doctor leaves the room.
Another doctor comes in and asks you, "Who was that?"

 

[MeatRokket08]

I had a nightmare last night, and in it i had a lolcow thread on kiwifarms. My brother comes by and asks for something and when I come back to my pc, the thread is already 72 pages

 

[autista]

All my real life friends have abandoned me. They discovered my Kiwi Farms account.

 

[Somar]

It was a long time ago, in a cabin quite like this.
"In order to read the rest of the story, please pay an additional $5"

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

Your real-life identity is now forever linked to your Kiwifarms account. Your posts are forwarded to everyone on your social media accounts.

 

[c-no]

A hacker on steroids breaks into my computer.

Now the world knows of all the horrifying shit that turns me on.

 

[8777BB5]

You know what they saw about infants: They can't say no to a big dick

 

[NARPASSWORD]

You see a spooky scary skeleton. He rips off his bone-skins to reveal his more nightmarish form; a diaper fur.

 

[TheClorax]

I got a new neighbor recently. It’s Wu.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Expressions of horror written on your face, you make the conscious effort to shut down your computer. Before another thought could blip through your mind, your world goes black.

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

You watch an episode of “Black Mirror.” It’s shit and you wasted your life watching a sad Britbong show.

 

[Professor Poopypants]

There once was a baby born to rich scientist parents. Eighty-Three years later, the only job he could hold down was once of a third grade science teacher.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

I leaned in close to her, lips nearly touching her ear. I whispered softly "wait'll you see my dick.."

 

[Adamska]

You decide to start sexting your girlfriend via text messaging to liven up a long distance relation. Congrats, that misclick means your family now knows you like getting pegged while wearing your sister's clothes.

 

[Room312]

You're the last puppy in the pet shop, your adorable brothers and sisters being sold off one-by-one. Your eyes brighten as the store owner approaches with a customer, "here he is Ms Wu, remember this breed needs plenty of space. . ."

 

[OhGoy]

i went to sleep last night

i woke up in the morning

 

[Rand /pol/]

I looked into the mirror when I woke up today. I TURNED INTO JONATHAN MCINTOSH IN MY SLEEP.