Write a scary story in two sentences

[TwinkleSnort]

She looked under the bed and gasped. The body was gone.

 

[c-no]

I jacked off in my office for a few minutes.

Then I realized my console was still recording, letting the world and forums of autist talk about me jacking it on camera.

 

[Salt Water Taffy]

He looked upon his decimated hard drive. All his porn was gone.

 

[Army Burger]

Oh no, he cried. I ran over my PS3!

 

[Hui]

What year is this? Current year.

 

[MeatRokket08]

The whole world ended. Looks like its just me and you, mlady

 

[Adamska]

You dig into a delicious strawberry cheesecake. Oh fuck, you forgot you're allergic to strawberries.

 

[The Demon]

oh shit. i forgot to turn the oven off

 

[TwinkleSnort]

As she bent down to scoop a clump from the cat's litter box, she couldn't believe her eyes. It was 24 karat, solid gold.

 

[Army Burger]

Suddenly, he flung forward. His face would imminently meet the pavement.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The kiwi bird was floating on an innertube. It was slowly drifting away from the shore.

 

[:thinking:]

For sale: shoes made out of babies. Never worn.

 

[Somar]

Smash Bros 5 announces a brand new guest character. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[FierceBrosnan]

As the pain faded he put his pants on and left the room. "Goodnight son" he said as he closed my bedroom door.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

It was a dark and stormy election night... All the lolcows went voting.

 

[ForeverGeneric]

Little Weasel married to a woman. Turned out she is SJW tumblrina.

 

[Adamska]

You begin to fall asleep due to the effects of the anesthetic. The last words you hear before you go under are a squelching, ripping noise and a scream of "FUCK IT SLIPPED" coming from the surgeon.

 

[SuperSheep]

I see Chris naked. I then realize I'm looking in the mirror.

 

[HG 400]

You wake up the next morning. @Melchett's still there.

 

[:thinking:]

I accidentally called a black man the n-word. Luckily he can't afford to move next to me and be my neighbor.