Write a scary story in two sentences

[Red Hood]

You're a plumber and you get a call to unclog a toilet. Bob Chipman answers the door.

 

[Dr. Kaufman]

 

[rated arr]

You're leaving someone to babysit your kids while you're out on a blind date. It's Chris-chan babysitting your kids, and Sophie Labelle is your date.

 

[Foltest]

You got a letter from the goverment.
You own them a shitload of money.

 

[deconstruction burger]

You're robbing a deserted home.

You walk into the dark living room and see the back of somebody's head sitting on the couch.

 

[Icy Arlovskaya]

The first thing you see in your dreams is Jeffy Mpreg and you try desperately to wake up
You wake up in panic and the first thing you se is you see a pregnant puppet

 

[BrunoMattei]

You wake up seeing an immense cloud above you then you look down and see nothing but sky. And you realize right then that you cannot fly.

 

[Hell0]

you wake up. and fall back asleep.

 

[spiritofamermaid]

BPD girlfriend said she was on the pill. She lied.

 

[Red Hood]

You're home alone watching porn. Suddenly a creepy skeletor hand grabs your dick.

 

[Sammy]

Your last living parent dies of old age.
You realize you're next.

 

[ZehnBoat]

every 10 hours the highest name on the list is crossed out. the next name on the list is yours.

 

[Tiamat]

I brush my teeth and get something to drink. Unfortunately, I come to the realization that the only drink in the house is orange juice.

 

[Monolith]

You awaken in your bunker, once more, alone. You have barely enough food left to last one more day.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

You look down in your pants.

The flesh eating bacterial infection is getting worse.

 

[awoo]

Ghetto girl dies from post-surgery familial negligence. Mother pumps oxygen through the body for years.

You wake up in your nasty Section 8 housing. You're Michael Hirtes.

 

[Cod of War]

You look in the mirror.

You're still you.

 

[Forever Train Engineer]

You're greasing your gator

Suddenly you hear your door creaking behind you

 

[Sammy]

You look in the mirror.

You're still you.

Yeah that one hits hard.

"You're in a car crash and you can't feel your feet.
You look down and can't see your hands."

 

[OhGoy]

you get a boner

but you have no arms