Write a scary story in two sentences

[Lensherr]

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I am gay. I am going to violently rape you with my rumpled foreskin.

 

[whatever I feel like]

He did good work. But they wanted him fired.

 

[Ass eating cunt]

People think I'm joking about my icon choices. They think.

 

[BeanBidan]

In 1943 there were no camps in Germany.

 

[Adamska]

You stretch in your chair to work some kinks out. Pain washes over you and you lose leg function as a loud crack echoes in your room.

 

[spiritofamermaid]

You are in the only checkout lane at a local grocery store. The elderly lady in front of you pulls out her coupon book.

 

[Regu]

Going to the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone was a mistake. These radiated apartments are all that keep me and the rest of us safe from the horrors that have leaked into reality.

 

[Kaiser Wilhelm's Ghost]

After finally having achieved my dream of amassing a fabulous fortune, I was interrupted in my stack counting by a knock on the door.
"IRS OPEN UP!"

 

[Rand /pol/]

Me your mom lol OWNED

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Weak from hunger, I staggered into the isolated cabin's kitchen, where I found a freshly baked loaf cooling on the counter. It was gluten- free.

 

[MadDamon]

Opening your eyes, you saw your image in the mirror as no other but the CWC, so you squeezed you cheek, hoping to wake up from this ridiculous dream. You can still feel the pain on you cheek right at the moment.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

In 1943 there were no camps in Germany.

You're supposed to write fiction you know!

 

[PT 522]

You were sitting with your legs up on the coffee table when your friend tripped. Your legs broke backwards.

 

[WW 635]

It's Christmas time. You spend the day on Kiwifarms.

 

[Pozzingmyfilthyneghole]

You meet your granny. She is a tranny.

 

[Zaryiu]

Joshua Moon in a room with kids
(Yes i'm taking the piss)

 

[Agent Wet]

You are login in your twitter account making your 50th tweet today. Someone sent you a private message with a link, you click on the link and you see a thread about some idiot on kiwifarms but you realized it was your thread.

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

A suicide bomber blows himself up. In his afterlife, he realizes that all he gets is 72 virgin margaritas.

 

[Terror Rism]

i did it all for the nookie, the what, the nookie (cmon). so you can take that cookie, and shove it up your (yeah).