Write a scary story in two sentences

[Buster O'Keefe]

You went on a date last night, it went well, you went back to her place and made sweet sweet love, you fell asleep.

You woke up this morning thinking 'She's the ONE' and then you saw her business card: Zoe Quinn

 

[Mike_hunt_is_sandy]

A famous celebrity sell a copy of their consciousness . The celebrity stalker buys it and makes it a sex slave.

 

[Old Wizard]

Following in the footsteps of Tumblr, KiwiFarms hosts Kiwicon. Kiwis and cows both invited.

 

[soy_king]

Bernie Sanders won the 2016 election. Under him we became a second Venezuela.

 

[Coconut Gun]

You're British. That's it.

 

[Shokew]

You ARE NOT. Fucking Japanese!

 

[SirQuicksand]

Obama runs for office again and wins in total landslide. Under his rule, he plunges America into World War III

 

[Adamska]

You stroll back home from work to make a refreshing meal. You then remember you only have spam and cheez whiz at home.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

I woke up this morning. I found I had been transformed into a giant cockroach.

(Nah, that's too good)

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

You are super excited because this is opening day for your new women only waxing studio in Surrey BC. You open the doors and welcome customer number one: Jessica Yaniv.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

You wake up feeling wetter than usual.

A fish appears to be swimming through the air in your room.

 

[Shokew]

You wake up feeling wetter than usual.

A fish appears to be swimming through the air in your room.

The fish then eats your sorry ass.

It's better to go out like this than drowning because you don't have gills.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

You board a nonstop flight from New York to London. There are no windows.

 

[Belmont]

"The test results are in, Mr. Kaputnik. Yup, it's definitely a ghost trapped in your colon and no impacted feces, regardless we'll need some tongs."

 

[Begemot]

You board a nonstop flight from New York to London. There are no windows.

Not seeing a problem here, dude.

 

[Valstrax]

On the day the sun died, there was still a single light.

 

[Shokew]

Obama care died today and you're a nigger mooching off of everyone else's hard-earned money. Do the math and get a real job, or else!

 

[AprilRains]

Everyone on Earth gets a ticket for admission to an absolute paradise.

It takes three tickets to get in.

 

[Sun Shihong]

You had the most intense sex night ever.

Your partners were Yanderedev and Momokun.

 

[c-no]

Here's lie Me.
I never scored.