Write a scary story in two sentences

[Masta]

I logged onto Grindr, and see a message.
It’s my professor.

 

[Kaz]

"Bogdanoff, he bought the dip."
"Continue the dump."

 

[Marco Fucko]

Leading scientists objectively prove we are not, in fact, in a simulation.
You continue with your day as usual.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Null was tired and turned off the servers.

Vordrak won.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

I asked Mommy for tendies. She said no.

 

[whatever I feel like]

A tragic death. And the government responds!


edit:

Your fellow blow up dolls are alive, welcoming you back from your vacation in the human world. Its back to work for the next six years.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

You wake up after getting drunk at a bar.
You realize you lie naked in a bed between Jonathan Yaniv and Jake Alley.

 

[qt farmer :)]

"I have no mouth. And I must scream."

 

[AprilRains]

Ice cream! And I have no mouth!

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

(For the female farmers)

Somewhere out there, in an parallel universe, there's a male version of you.
He's a troon.

 

[Shokew]

I remember that I have a girlfriend now.

Xer name is Marshmallow; no, seriously.

 

[Shibaru]

A Man who killed another guy left the Psycho ward and Climbs into his Passat.

He Lied about being sane to get out and Starts Ramming Your car from behind with the intention to kill you.

 

[Konover]

You find your dad dead in the kitchen, covered in bites and scratches.
He has the same face as the Thing in the Yard.

 

[Adamska]

It was honestly a good day. Shame about finding out you have AIDS.

 

[fuckinkillme]

Your crush says, “I’ve got a secret to tell you”. “I’m an otherkin”.

 

[PL 001]

You receive a text saying "I'm outside and ready to play." Looking out, you notice Nick Bate jiggling at your front door knob.

 

[Shokew]

Sometimes, they say in honor of those who fought for their nation willingly, "All gave some; Some gave all."

So, what am I gonna have to give for you to stop looking at me like I wanna pracky on you, you damn dirty fuck!

 

[Adamska]

You crack open a fridge and begin to have a nice bowl of cool whip. You then hear a voice go "Oh, no... that's not cool whip; it's lard.".

 

[Old Major]

The Hardest Thing I`ve Ever done is Admit The Delusion i Believed in was Nothing More Than A Delusion.
Tell Me Now, How Do I Convince My Brothers And Sisters To Give Up God?

 

[bool]

borderlands 3 was announced. it's on the epic store.