Write a scary story in two sentences

[Damn Near]

A big mean horse bit me. Later, the doctor told me it was venomous.

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

Panting and sweating, I awoke in my isolation cell screaming her name.

When I heard her respond "Yes, dear?", I simply screamed, as words refused to come.

 

[Adamska]

You go off to a summer barbecue to enjoy some summer fun, snatching a burger from a table to munch on before the party realy starts. The taste of blood hits you as the burger gives out a mutilated bull noise, and you then realize that the burger was made by Jack Scalfani, currently gargling a tub of crisco with a mutated tongue, gurgling KEEETOOO amongst snatches of long dead Algonquin languages.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

Zoe, Anita and Brianna loom in the light at the top of the stairs.

"You better be able to stay hard this time, darling... or we'll let Arthur and Bobby back into your room, tonight."

 

[Fatrick Hamlinson]

I came home to find my family packing. Apparently, we were headed to Venezuela.

 

[PL 001]

Ever get that feeling you're being watched?

You are...

 

[ShittyRecolor]

Desperate to quench my burning thirst, I lower my head to meet the clear, calm water of the lake. As my lips reach its surface, it's not my reflection that starts rippling...

 

[AprilRains]

Hey, that looks like a psychic reflector.

That thing just thought, "Hey, that looks like a psychic reflector," but I just got done thinking that.

...

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

It was my turn to feed the cats. They had finished off my wife yesterday.

 

[Pargon]

Pee from your butt.

Poo out of your mouth.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

I woke up, still a little drunk and very confused from last night's excess, and logged in. I had over 200 notifications!

 

[Shokew]

"UGH - What the cringey as fuck hell is this beastiality crap here, m8?"

"It's considered the most honest romantic relationship in some cartoon about frogs and toads and other lizard shit that people on 4/8/whatever-chan are obsessing over right now - lovely, right (*It's not lovely - it's gross and disgusting, I'm sorry and ashamed.)?"

 

[Y2K Baby]

@Shokew tries to be funny.

That's it.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

The water ran down along side the shower wall, soaking the floors on the bathroom. The dumb inconsiderate whore was showing nothing but a dead gaze that was masked with what could only be described as pure disappointment.

 

[PL 001]

I was once a normal, well-adjusted man with a bright future. Then I joined Kiwi Farms.

 

[Adamska]

You awaken in a strange bed and try to get up, fighting off the men holding you. It is only after you lose all feeling and the ability to breathe by yourself that you realize you were in an ambulance for a bad fall.

 

[Shokew]

You happily went on stage to do your physical stand-up comedy act one night.
The only reason you're getting any laughs at all is because security tackled, strangled, and beat you half-to-death on-stage when you went for your lighter and said "OK... Time to cleanse this place with righteous fire", which was the only "joke" your whole act consisted of.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

You go out to dinner with your Mom and when you get home you need to retire to the bathroom, but while you're in there you hear a knock on the door. Your Mon answers it and it's Greta.

 

[saisegeha]

The biggest snowstorm in the history of humanity cut you off from the outside world as your food rations are getting low, suddenly there's something knocking on your door. It's Amber.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Once I was sad every day because I wasn't born pretty like my sister. But now I feel so much better when I look into the mirror because I'm wearing her beautiful skin.