Write a scary story in two sentences

[Buster O'Keefe]

The time machine arrives back in the present, and the world outside is now an irradiated wasteland. You despair as you spot the prehistoric bug squashed in your boot treads and realise the butterfly effect is very real.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

President Trump repeals Section 230.

Kiwi Farms disappears overnight, permanently redirected to page containing a suicide note signed by one Joshua Conner Moon.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

"You only have five." Was all the words I received once I questioned how long I had left to live.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

"Son, we need to talk" said your dad, he and the family sitting around the table. On the table was a stack of papers, containing every post you've ever made on Kiwi Farms.

My Dad won't let me use his computer when I visit at holidays. Largely because of KF

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

My Dad won't let me use his computer when I visit at holidays. Largely because of KF

Just put down this as another story.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

And then I woke, reincarnated. How will life be, as Kevin Gibes' favorite dilator?

 

[Slimy Time]

You open the door of your home after a long day of work and freeze in horror. Your eyes glaze over the corpse of your daughter, hung in the living room.

He just finished smelling your hair, "you will be at my room tonight", he said. With a quiver in your voice, you reply: "yes Mr. Vice President".

 

[Krystal]

You wake up as a troon. And you have a troon boyfriend next to you in bed.

 

[JamusActimus]

The siamese twins were found death in their home. One died one week ago the other yesterday.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

"Is it time?" The man holding the rope around my neck said.

 

[Slimy Time]

As your mind scrambles to make sense of your situation, you focus on moans of the fat man thrusting and out of you. "JULAAAY", he screams, "JULAAAAAAAY!"

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

You ask too many questions, you ferret and probe and that is dangerous.
Do not look beneath the mask of reality for what you find there will consume you.

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

There once was a man of a certain trait. He later died ironically.

 

[Technetium]

Sorry for being a sperg, but I once read a brilliant two sentence story and being the mongoloid I am, I can't even remember those two sentences accurately. A dad loses his daughter to a tragic freak drowning accident, but because of some glitch in the matrix thing, time freezes momentarily right before the drowning but his perception continues, so he witnesses a "behind the scenes" thing where "they" set up the circumstances for the drowning while time is effectively frozen. The fact that my summary is longer than the actual two sentence story is embarrassing but whatever, the original was worded brilliantly so if anyone can help. much appreciated.

EDIT - to contribute: "Damn, look at that cute eight year-old, she's got a fine ass". "Yeah, well, you should've seen her two years ago".

 

[Slimy Time]

"Don't lower you book, for god's sake don't look away from it" you hear a voice whisper into your ear as you lay in bed. You slowly start to feel a pair of clawed hand slide up your chest, ragged, hoarse breathing on your face and blood drip onto the pages.

As you walk into the building, you pass by a stranger talking into his phone. "And don't forget to subscribe to PewDiePie" he whispers as he approaches his car.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

"I know for certain that their should only be three pairs of hands in this photo. So, who owns the fourth pair i'm seeing?"

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

You receive a Facebook message inviting you to a shool reunion. You decide to attend.

 

[Gentleman Gamer]

You wake up in an alleyway at dawn. Pants down and needles all around you as an old homeless tranny pisses on your face.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Some mad half naked faggot paid me twenty quid to piss on him as soon as he woke up from his drug-induced slumber. The scary part is, I did it!

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

You wake up and look out your window, the beautiful sunshine greeting you. Out the corner of your eye, you see a nigger.