Write a scary story in two sentences

I warned you not to look beneath the mask of reality, don't probe the layers of the dream. But you didn't stop did you?
 
He rolled off off the couch, the numerous Mountain Dew bottles clattered everywhere.
Standing over him was a visibly aroused, nude Anna Johnson, with the biggest dildo he'd ever seen.
 
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I've got multiple ones, so I'll post them all in one post. Some of them are more parody than horror though.

We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee.
We still wave Old Glory down by the courthouse and real-life ero guro's still the biggest thrill of all.

I'm a concert violinist with severe thalassophobia but I landed a good gig on a cruise.
Gentlemen, it's been a privilege playing with you tonight.

If you play Hotel California backwards, you'll notice a lot of Satanic messages.
If you play Billie Ellish songs backwards, you'll notice they sound a lot better.

I just got a job at the new SG slaughterhouse and I'm starting orientation.
Wait, why are we heading down a spiral chute?
 
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I will be very rich man. Seneca is handed down from one people to me, and I became aware of a sudden, a lot of the only one...

I love creative writing, it's so fun
 
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I just pulled out a hair on my head. Why is everything slowly getting darker?
 
Our heartbeats are numbered, our steps counted - even as we survive and reproduce, we know ourselves to be dying in a dark corner of infinity. Wherever we go, we know not what expects our arrival but only that it is there.

- Thomas Ligotti
 
"So, fellow space junk disposal technician, what's the name of this mysterious wreck that appeared out of nowhere that we have been assigned to investigate?"
"I think the boss called it the Event Horizon or something."
 
Finding a skeleton in the woods was creepy enough, but it seemed to be wearing the tattered remains of the same dress she was wearing. She'd have to call the Police when she found her way back home, she thought, as she silently glided through the trees in search of the exit.
 
There was commotion as the bride fell to the dance floor, the blood seeping from her mouth. I could only stare at the top-hatted man across the hall, who gave me a wink before he vanished from sight.
 
I came to, bound to a chair and blinfolded, and a man's voice told me to imagine the worst thing that could possibly happen next. After a few minutes, he added "What I'm going to do is a thousand times worse than anything you just thought of."
 
Always alone in the house, the woman began to pace throughout the night as she waited for her lover to return. One night, as she gazed into the window, she saw a figure standing behind her
 
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You wake up in the morning with a massive hankering for fried chicken. When you turn on the lights in your bathroom and look in the mirror, you realize you've become a black person.
 
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