Write a scary story in two sentences

[Hongourable Madisha]

Back in the '90s, whenever a man died of a choke-'n'-stroke, his family would immediately assume it was a professional hit - a suspicion reinforced, in their minds, by the complete absence of evidence that anyone else was ever there.
These days, we know better, and violent porn and BDSM is more popular and widely known than ever, so when men die in dangerous masturbation games it's never even questioned... making the perfect environment if such an assassin WERE really operating.

 

[Coleslaw]

Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled, That section 230 of the Telecommunications Act of 1934 (47 USC 230), as inserted by the Communication Decency Act of 1996, is hereby repealed.
This Act shall take effect immediately.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

- What is the name of our babysitter again?
- Nick Bate.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Pokemon are now real.

This means Beedrill is too.

 

[Niggernerd]

I drank orange juice after brushing my teeth. It was tastee

 

[Alex Krycek]

I saw ADF and Tommy Tooter go into a motel room together. Just the thought of it....

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Yesterday, Joe Biden passed away in his sleep. We want to give our deeply felt condolences to his friends and family and welcome our first female President, Kamala Harris.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

That man who is out on the street,
He’s just pretending to be homeless

 

[Hitman One]

There was a flash, then there was nothing. Not even black.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I tried to play staring game with a doll. I won.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

I woke up in the body of a soyboy reddit user. I was trapped, screaming, as I was forced to watch it masturbate to a children's cartoon.

 

[OrionBalls]

The last 145 sandwiches were compiled, completed, and ready for pickup an hour ahead of the time the lady was meant to arrive. When she walked in, just as we were finishing, (an hour ahead), we did the final count, and we were ten short.

 

[Rich Evans Apologist]

The sharp pang of a familiar pain sparks through your leg as you feel the plastic lego piece press against your sole.
And yet, when you take a step back, you can locate the block neither on the ground nor on your foot.

 

[Adamska]

Your throat feels ticklish so you give out a cough to clear that up. A chunk of flesh flies out of your mouth.

 

[Bastard_Call]

You're enjoying a refreshing beverage, your old friend Dr. Pepper. You take note of the label, "Mr. Pibb".

 

[cumrobbery]

Heh. Yeah.

 

[Mnutu]

After your ecstatic climax, you begin to clean the mess you’ve made. However, the valve isn’t turning and the hose is a veritable Excalibur between two cheeks.

 

[stares at error messages]

Simple, really. Allow me to begin.

The last man on Earth had only one eye. Now he is blind.

You are raped.
And then you die.

 

[LurkNoMore]

You awake naked and lost in a desert. Then a pack of abused and malnourished alpacas appear...

 

[Sealbaby]

Read the second sentence now or else you'll develop OCD. Read the first sentence now or else you'll develop OCD.