Write a short fanfic about Android raptor

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Once there was an creepy pedo uncle who had sexily sex vagina penis sex rape with his underage cockroach niece without her consent and then she went on to terrorize the kiwi farms about abortion and shit. She was then banned forever. The end!

The fanfiction part is when she was banned forever, you see.
 
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Android raptor awoke with a start.
"Fuck" she said to herself rubbing her head and sitting up in bed.
"What's wrong honey?"
She must have woken up her husband, Hollwood Hulk Hogan "I just had the worst dream" she said to him "we were members of a forum full of autists that made fun of retards on the internet. I constantly sperged about abortion and how evil men are."
HHH wraps Android raptor in a warm hug "It's okay honey the kiwi farms isn't real."
For a moment she felt relief and thought about the day they had planned. they were going to take the kids to grandmas and help her make jam while HHH and her dad watched football. Her relief was replaced with confusion when she realized she never told HHH the name of the forum.
 
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One day Android Raptor went outside, and the sky was beautiful. A gentle breeze wafted between her cheeks as she took her morning shit on the neighbor's lawn; then she went back inside to take a shower.
 
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"LIVE BIRTHS could be here" Android Raptor thought, "I've never been in this clinic before. There could be LIVE BIRTHS anywhere." The cool air conditioning felt good against her bare chest. "I HATE LIVE BIRTHS!" She thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated her entire head with the discount air pods she purchased at Dollar Tree. Making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through her powerful thick veins and washed away her (merited) fear of the consequences of sex before marriage. "With a car, you can raise roaches wherever you want" She said to herself, out loud.
 
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I'm not going to write a fanfiction, but I will ask AI to do it for me.

Prompt:
can you write a fanfiction about a lesbian woman who is a liberal, enjoys cockroaches, and talking about how much she doesn't like abortions and christians?

Title: Unexpected Allies

Android Raptor sat in her small, cluttered apartment, tapping away at her laptop. The sound of keys clicking filled the air, accompanied by the occasional chirp from her pet cockroach, Aristotle. She’d always found something oddly endearing about the little creatures—how they thrived in conditions that would break most beings, their resilience a source of admiration.

A self-proclaimed liberal, Android Raptor was passionate about many causes—climate change, social justice, animal rights—but she had always found herself at odds with the typical narrative of her political peers. One issue in particular had been a point of contention: abortion. While she staunchly believed in women's rights and autonomy, she couldn’t shake her discomfort with the idea of terminating pregnancies. It was a perspective that didn’t often find sympathy in her circles.

It wasn’t just abortion, either. Android Raptor harbored a surprising respect for Christianity. She appreciated the community it provided and the moral framework it offered to so many, even if she didn't subscribe to the faith herself. This nuanced view often left her feeling isolated, her opinions seemingly alien in both liberal and conservative realms.

Today, she was preparing for a debate at the local community center—a dialogue intended to bridge gaps between opposing viewpoints. Android had been paired with Emily, a conservative Christian who had made headlines for her pro-life advocacy. As much as Android Raptor was apprehensive, she was also intrigued.

Arriving at the center, Android Raptor was greeted by Emily's warm smile. They shook hands, the atmosphere charged with anticipation.

“Nice to meet you, Android Raptor” Emily said, her voice sincere. “I’ve heard a lot about you.”

“Likewise,” Android Raptor replied, adjusting her glasses. “I’m looking forward to our discussion.”

The debate began, and Android Raptor found herself surprised by Emily’s approach. Instead of the expected hostility, there was a respectful curiosity. They discussed their beliefs with passion but also with an underlying desire to understand.

During a break, Emily noticed Aristotle perched on Android Raptor shoulder. “Is that a cockroach?” she asked, eyes wide with a mix of surprise and amusement.

Android Raptor chuckled. “Yes, this is Aristotle. He’s quite the companion.”

“I have to admit, that’s a first for me,” Emily said, laughing. “I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone who keeps cockroaches as pets.”

“Well, they’re resilient,” Android Raptor said. “I admire that about them.”

The conversation shifted back to the debate, but now with an unexpected camaraderie. They discussed their views on abortion, and while they didn’t reach a consensus, they found common ground in their desire for better support systems for women and families.

As the event concluded, Android Raptor felt a surprising sense of connection. Despite their differences, she and Emily had managed to have a civil, productive conversation. They exchanged numbers, agreeing to continue their dialogue over coffee.

That evening, as Android Raptor returned home, she reflected on the day. Aristotle scurried across her desk, his antennae twitching.

“You know, Aristotle,” she said softly, “sometimes the most unlikely friendships are the ones that teach us the most.”

And as she typed up her reflections on the debate, Android Raptor felt a renewed sense of hope. If she could find common ground with Emily, perhaps there was hope for broader understanding in the world. It was a small step, but it was a start.
 
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Save the Loli said:
One day Android raptor meets HHH who has driven all the way from his day job of wiping old man ass because he wants to reproduce. Android raptor is happy a man is finally paying attention to her so she is impregnated by HHH, albeit not without some difficulty due to the mutual obesity of the couple. HHH is excited he is fathering a child who will destroy the Kiwichud /pol/ rapefugees on A&H forever, but Android raptor is excited she can finally fulfill her abortion fetish. But then the local Republican Party passes an abortion ban so HHH and Android raptor have to drive to another state for her baby killing fetish. As they stand outside the abortion clinic, they are shot by black people. HHH bleeds out and Android raptor is shot in the uterus so gets her abortion anyway. But then she bleeds out too and lays dying in a gutter, but is happy since already the cockroaches are crawling over her corpse.

The end.
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To be fair, I would also have HHH’s abortion. :smug:
 
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PonderosaPete said:
"LIVE BIRTHS could be here" Android Raptor thought, "I've never been in this clinic before. There could be LIVE BIRTHS anywhere." The cool air conditioning felt good against her bare chest. "I HATE LIVE BIRTHS!" She thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated her entire head with the discount air pods she purchased at Dollar Tree. Making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through her powerful thick veins and washed away her (merited) fear of the consequences of sex before marriage. "With a car, you can raise roaches wherever you want" She said to herself, out loud.
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"Fundies could be here" Android Raptor thought, "I've never been in this anime con before. There could be fundies anywhere." The smell of otaku buttcrack conditioning felt good against her cutting scars. "I HATE FUNDIES!" She thought. Gundam's theme reverberated her entire head with the catgirl earphones she purchased at Temu. Making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through her leaky stabbed veins and washed away her (insane) fear of happiness. "With a car, you can shove gunplas up your cooter wherever you want" She said to herself, out loud.

Fixed it.
 
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AI tells me this is an "android raptor"

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