Write the Epitaph of the person above you. - (Basically, what you would write on their gravestone.)

[Bagronkleton]

Here lies Irwin M. Felcher
Accepted every challenge, you bet'cher
Stared at the unclit far too long
That's when it all went wrong​

 

[Antipathy]

Was cursed to only speak in rhyme. Then said "purple, orange."

Rest is spaghetti.

 

[Irwin M. Felcher]

Investigators said the fire was caused by way too damn many candles.

 

[Lucricitous]

Irwin M. Felcher
Gee Irwin, how come your mom lets you have SEVERAL epitaphs?

 

[Somar]

He got what he deserved for impersonating a mod

 

[Yawning Bulbasaur]

He was a Mario knockoff game of Sonic

 

[GethN7]

He was a Mario knockoff game of Sonic

Died setting himself on fire to get the ultimate high.

 

[Jan_Hus]

Here lies GethN7...
His death was well documented by encyclopedia dramatica

 

[jewelry investor]

was very happy.

 

[Somar]

Here lies @Jewed Hunter
Wanted his grave to be the same color of his skin, but that would be too expensive so we just went with a regular one. I mean it's not like he's going to know about it anyway since he's dead. Damn this Epitaph is long.

 

[UnKillFill]

Was sued to the point of destitution by both Sega and Nintendo; died in a bum fight over a half eaten bag of Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

His ass finally quit.

 

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

By the time he was ready to dodge it was too late, the shirt fired from the shirt cannon had already hit him.

 

[jewelry investor]

Like any good rock-star, overdosed on crack.

 

[Antipathy]

Severe jaundice went undiagnosed. Lived a short, painful life and died pissing blood.

Still a better way to go than living as a lolcow, though.

 

[OpenBASED]

He was a Jew, or at least I think he was.
Make of that what you will.

 

[jewelry investor]

 

[brexit]

He came into this world kicking and screaming,
covered in someone else's blood,
fighting to live for those he loved.

He had no problem going out the same way.

 

[TheClorax]

He faked his death.

 

[Somar]

He was not number one.