Writing a TV script

[pitawilson]

I'm writing a pilot to a TV show. I can honestly say without doubt it's the hardest and most stressful thing i've ever done. I have no idea whatsoever what to write. I know what story i want to portray. I know i want to be about a gangster like figure, and the way it starts is showing how he grows up low and learns street knowledge on his way to getting to the top and starts running things. But my god, how the fuck do i do it? Think how complicated anybody's life is, all those little entanglements, metaphors, allegories and all that shit you face in most stories or real life, how the hell do i do that? This is what i want to do. I want a story.

 

[Just A Butt]

I have no idea whatsoever what to write.

then maybe you shouldn't.

 

[Maskull]

I'm writing a pilot to a TV show.

From the rest of what you said it really seems like you aren't.

 

[pitawilson]

then maybe you shouldn't.

But i feel like this is what i need to do. Every thought i've had for the past several years revolved around me writing one.

 

[Maskull]

But i feel like this is what i need to do. Every thought i've had for the past several years revolved around me writing one.

If you've spent so much time preoccupied with it then how are you unable to even pen an outline?

 

[Just A Butt]

it should be about bees fucking.

 

[pitawilson]

If you've spent so much time preoccupied with it then how are you unable to even pen an outline?

i've got an outline. It's hard to narrow it down though.

 

[OfficerBagget]

People who write books dont tell people they're writing a book.

What they do is they write their book.

 

[pitawilson]

People who write books dont tell people they're writing a book.

What they do is they write their book.

i am not a jew, i don't care if someone steals it or whatever the fuck. I made this thread cause of writers block.

 

[Just A Butt]

post outline then, we can help

 

[OfficerBagget]

i am not a jew, i don't care if someone steals it or whatever the fuck. I made this thread cause of writers block.

Jews hire a ghost writer.

 

[hasbinot]

Aren’t you supposed to being pulling out your tooth right now?

 

[Justtocheck]

Copy the sopranos

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

Lol just make sure to put something about kiwis into the script so we know what show to make fun of

 

[Just A Butt]

if Don Mafinello doesn't slip on a banana peel and die in the first episode, i'm going to be very disappointed.

 

[pitawilson]

https://textuploader.com/18gqm
This is the script so far. Believe it or not it's based on real events.

The inspiration: in my class, some girl called amy decided she was "genderfluid". She had obviously been groomed into believing this on Tumblr. 14-15 years old, arms and wrists covered in scars, even said the armband shit and hid under a table when the teacher read out the note about it. She never wore an armband, then legally changed her name to Aims and told everyone to use masculine pronouns referring to her. Nobody paid attention and i left a year or so later. And you know the funny thing? the police in this country will go after you, especially youth, if you believe in "wrongthink" to do with jews or blacks or whatever the fuck, and will use grooming as a pretext for your beliefs. And after all that shit, they won't go after someone being groomed like that? fuck this, there's a lucrative market sorting these lot out and someone is yet to fill it.

 

[Just A Butt]

https://textuploader.com/18gqm
This is the script so far. Believe it or not it's based on real events.

The inspiration: in my class, some girl called amy decided she was "genderfluid". She had obviously been groomed into believing this on Tumblr. 14-15 years old, arms and wrists covered in scars, even said the armband shit and hid under a table when the teacher read out the note about it. She never wore an armband, then legally changed her name to Aims and told everyone to use masculine pronouns referring to her. Nobody paid attention and i left a year or so later. And you know the funny thing? the police in this country will go after you, especially youth, if you believe in "wrongthink" to do with jews or blacks or whatever the fuck, and will use grooming as a pretext for your beliefs. And after all that shit, they won't go after someone being groomed like that? fuck this, there's a lucrative market sorting these lot out and someone is yet to fill it.

this is not an outline.

how many years did you say you've been working on this?

 

[pitawilson]

this is not an outline.

how many years did you say you've been working on this?

3 hours at most i think

 

[Just A Butt]

wow. i was going to say "it shows"

but even three hours is way too long.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

Copy the sopranos

Except with absolutely boatloads of autism. Then call it "ScallionGardens."