Writing prompt - /r\writimgprompt

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

A time traveling police officer solves murders throughout history but he can only time travel when he has an erection and he always reaches his destination in time with his erection in the butt of the murder victim. Sometimes the murder victim is a cow.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

So...if he properly solves the case does the victim become unmurdered?

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

He solves murders but he can't change history.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

But will he ever solve the mystery of Jack the Ripper, or is that the last time we hear from him because he was believed to be Jack the Ripper fucking the corpse of his victim?

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

His final case...HE SOLVES HIS OWN MURDER!

Imagine having your dick in your own ass...

 

[Token Weeaboo]

Can you imagine stabbing the shit out of someone then POP some gay boy is suddenly balls deep in the man you just stabbed to death?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

So, uh, is this your NaNoWriMo story?

 

[Immortal Technique]

Can you imagine stabbing the shit out of someone then POP some gay boy is suddenly balls deep in the man you just stabbed to death?

Sounds like a necrophilia's wet dream. The ultimate "dibs" superpower.

 

[Token Weeaboo]

Sounds like a necrophilia's wet dream. The ultimate "dibs" superpower.

Not to mention will have an impressive collection of historical figures under his belt. Literally and metaphorically!

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

So he inevitably gets burned at the stake for being a warlock and a faggot, right?

 

[Marco Fucko]

Why wouldn't the killer just also kill this random guy that popped up inside their victim.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I'm just picturing the opening to Quantum Leap but it's Sam fucking butts in different scenes throughout history in time to the music. "Saaaaaammmm!"

 

[MediocreMilt]

Shiversblood doesn't need your prompts to write about Trent, guy.