What's this? Another update?? Goodness I love Fridays where no one is having any problems that need fixed and the owner doesn't need reports generated!
A very common theme is Wrong Planet denizens complaining about how lonely &/or horney they are on the online and or such as is. If I was going to beg people for hanky panky I think I'd ask for a little more than just a handy.
"Does anyone else have problems not getting boners after eating an egg?"
"I'm starting to see things in my head. Things I don't want to see that make me shake my head, clench my teeth, jump up and down,
squeal like a pig and it all gives me a headache that it feels like I'm gonna die."
@Judge Holden should talk to this guy I think they have some shared interests. Also there will always be at least one answer to this question that is "Get a hooker dude it's great"
When this was posted, OP was 38 years old. Just putting that out there.
"I have never gotten past the second date"
From a thread titled: "I'm Slowly Becoming A Predator"
Ahahaha oh my god I've completely changed my mind Wrong Planet is the greatest website ever
ForeverAloneVirgin is, surprisingly, a very cool dude
Remember our old friend pawelk1986, the Gacy motherfuck who likes to spank it to young boys and thinks about cutting their balls off? He's a apparently a very prolific poster
Here he is trying to figure out how to cause himself brain damage to forget he's gay through amnesia. Also, he's not really retarded he's from Poland. I mean he probably is, but not because of his strange usage of English.