Infected Wrong Planet

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It's simple: barring you being very unhealthy or getting really unlucky, your parents will die before you.

Half a dozen people tried to make that point.

I mean is, there was one user who created his own religion called 'Church of Garlic'
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That was a joke. There was no rule saying that people had to be serious all the time.
 
I need to see how he blew them off, because that attitude as well as his life decisions are going to really bite him in the ass down the line.

It was mainly "I'll live off my inheritance".
I don't recall how he responding to people telling him that an inheritance won't go far unless he has really rich parents.

Oh, and apparently, a whiny "the world owes me a living; I didn't ask to be born" attitude is the same as depression.
 
It was mainly "I'll live off my inheritance".
I don't recall how he responding to people telling him that an inheritance won't go far unless he has really rich parents.

Oh, so he'll wind up like this in the future then:
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Oh, and apparently, a whiny "the world owes me a living; I didn't ask to be born" attitude is the same as depression.

I think he confused "spoiled" with "depressed". Might be that autism thing where they aren't so good at gauging their own emotions.
 
I think he confused "spoiled" with "depressed". Might be that autism thing where they aren't so good at gauging their own emotions.

It was other posters who tried to pull the "but he might be depressed card", after I replied somewhat unsympathetically.
Maybe someone should write a Wikihow guide to "How To Distinguish Between Being A Sulky Brat and Being Mentally Ill".
 
Let's take a look at some more posts about women and adult issues!

I'm not going to cap this whole thread because everyone pumps out a novels worth of TL;DR but the gist here is that Aspie1 (who's becoming one of my favorite posters) hates his theoretical wife because she will futureabuse him. Other posters jump in to say how much women suck, and also it isn't fair you can laugh about a mans penis getting chopped off but EVERYONE gets pissed when you laugh at a girls titties getting chopped off.
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Don't let the fact "Sadistic personality disorder" was barely considered a diagnosis in the 80's, and that it hasn't been included in any edition of the DSM since 1994. This guy certainly isn't lying about this for attention :)
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Maybe try in Walmart?
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...this person believes being forced to watch porno at 14 is SO much worse than being forced to blow a 32 year old after threats of violence. I can't even.
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"I have an obsession with Delsin from Infamous: Second Son, but I only masturbate to him occasionally but he helped me stop thinking about North Korea. Also my father is really mad he has to raise his grandson, what do?"
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I don't like throwing around serial killer comparisons but I think Pawelk1986 might be John Wayne Gacy
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Haha, amd getting to a post about Plushies is where I'm going to stop for the time being. I feel dirty.
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What's this? Another update?? Goodness I love Fridays where no one is having any problems that need fixed and the owner doesn't need reports generated!

A very common theme is Wrong Planet denizens complaining about how lonely &/or horney they are on the online and or such as is. If I was going to beg people for hanky panky I think I'd ask for a little more than just a handy.
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"Does anyone else have problems not getting boners after eating an egg?"
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"I'm starting to see things in my head. Things I don't want to see that make me shake my head, clench my teeth, jump up and down, squeal like a pig and it all gives me a headache that it feels like I'm gonna die." @Judge Holden should talk to this guy I think they have some shared interests. Also there will always be at least one answer to this question that is "Get a hooker dude it's great"
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When this was posted, OP was 38 years old. Just putting that out there.
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"I have never gotten past the second date"
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From a thread titled: "I'm Slowly Becoming A Predator"
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Ahahaha oh my god I've completely changed my mind Wrong Planet is the greatest website ever
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ForeverAloneVirgin is, surprisingly, a very cool dude
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Remember our old friend pawelk1986, the Gacy motherfuck who likes to spank it to young boys and thinks about cutting their balls off? He's a apparently a very prolific poster
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Here he is trying to figure out how to cause himself brain damage to forget he's gay through amnesia. Also, he's not really retarded he's from Poland. I mean he probably is, but not because of his strange usage of English.
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Like Wow! How many Aspies actually hate WP? I'm an aspie myself and I hate the forum. Even my brother who is an aspie who uses autism as an excuse to say he can't work in social places like a pub, left the forum and he was actually a moderator.
Most of AspieVillage (UK Meet Up group for Aspies) hate the forum too.

Maybe this is why I hardly go on any forums to this day, too many trolls, wars or spergs.
 
Like Wow! How many Aspies actually hate WP? I'm an aspie myself and I hate the forum. Even my brother who is an aspie who uses autism as an excuse to say he can't work in social places like a pub, left the forum and he was actually a moderator.
Most of AspieVillage (UK Meet Up group for Aspies) hate the forum too.

Maybe this is why I hardly go on any forums to this day, too many trolls, wars or spergs.
You could say that about the internet in general.
 
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comparing people with autism to aliens implying that they aren't human could be either really dehumanizing or overly pretentious depending on how you look at it. I'm both surprised and unsurprised the SJW types there haven't put much thought into that analogy as far as I can tell.
Yeah, the Wrong Planet analogy is extremely dehumanizing as fuck in all honesty.
 
I had a look one time. Saw a thread about how NTs are inferior and aspies are a new branch of human evolution, decided it wasn't worth it.

Do they still cling to the myth of great aspie intelligence? Most are average or below. Of course, even if they were correlated, intelligence would still be capable of existing separately to it, making it simply a disability relative to not having it at all. But try explaining that to them.
 
I had a look one time. Saw a thread about how NTs are inferior and aspies are a new branch of human evolution, decided it wasn't worth it.

Do they still cling to the myth of great aspie intelligence? Most are average or below. Of course, even if they were correlated, intelligence would still be capable of existing separately to it, making it simply a disability relative to not having it at all. But try explaining that to them.
Trust me, it's easier just to question their sanity than it is to explain anything to them.
 
I had a look one time. Saw a thread about how NTs are inferior and aspies are a new branch of human evolution, decided it wasn't worth it.

Do they still cling to the myth of great aspie intelligence? Most are average or below. Of course, even if they were correlated, intelligence would still be capable of existing separately to it, making it simply a disability relative to not having it at all. But try explaining that to them.

For a while, one of the main differences between an autism and an Asperger's diagnosis was that Asperger's cases usually had above average IQs and were mostly on the more high-functioning end of the spectrum.

Of course these people, in a forum full of other aspies, let this go completely to their heads and assume that they're superior while ignoring all the downsides of being on the spectrum.
 
For a while, one of the main differences between an autism and an Asperger's diagnosis was that Asperger's cases usually had above average IQs and were mostly on the more high-functioning end of the spectrum.

Of course these people, in a forum full of other aspies, let this go completely to their heads and assume that they're superior while ignoring all the downsides of being on the spectrum.

The thing is that a lot of sperglords, at least the ones on that shithole, don't really use their "intelligence" at all once they're out of schooling. The only time it really comes up is if they feel like bragging. So any sort of knowledge they have ossifies, decays, and eventually crumbles.

Brings me to a thing I've felt for a while when it comes to intelligence; it merely determines how fast and how much you as a person can process at once. You can have an IQ of 160 and be completely useless, incompetent, and stupid looking as these wannabe MENSA members are. Conversely, you could be like Forrest Gump; be slow on the uptake and have a hard time dealing with multiple factors, but through dedication, support, and luck, become very accomplished and knowledgeable in spite of it.
 
For a while, one of the main differences between an autism and an Asperger's diagnosis was that Asperger's cases usually had above average IQs

I don't think that's true. There's a stereotype that people with Aspergers' had higher IQs but I think that's really just an artifact of historical diagnoses. Almost all the people retroactively diagnosed with Aspergers' like Andy Warhol or Alan Turing were of high intelligence, but this is a fairly simple confirmation bias - nobody is interested in diagnosing whether some supermarket cashier from the 1940s had Aspergers', and even if they did, there would be little recorded information to work with. This has cemented the image of the "Autistic genius" in the popular imagination, and it's an image that a lot of people who have spectrum disorders pick up on for fairly obvious reasons.

Not that there aren't plenty of intelligent people who are on the spectrum, but there's no real correlation, positive or negative, between intelligence and autism. There is a correlation between autism and behaviours that may make somebody appear intelligent (verbosity, interest in maths*), but that's pretty superficial.

*I guess for completeness' sake I should probably concede that people with autism spectrum conditions are slightly more likely to be good at maths than people without, but that's not due to some innate facility for it, it's just that people with autism are often drawn to the subject which motivates them to read about it, study it, and basically learn it the same way somebody without autism would. Again, some autistic people do have a natural facility for maths, but they are no more likely to than neurotypicals.
 
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