Infected Wrong Planet

When I was a child, up until I was about 11, I used to love the smell, sight and texture of poop. And I saw Predator when I was maybe 8 or 9 accidentally (dad left the VHS in the player), and vividly remembered that Schwarzenegger disguised his body temperature by coating his body in mud. I thought it was poo, so I made every effort to copy him, at home, school, wherever, because I was adamant that I was being stalked by a Predator who would skin me alive. I'd start going absolutely mental if anyone tried to prevent me from doing it. Prior to that, I just used to play with it like play-dough. Fortunately, I eventually managed to develop enough mentally to understand that playing with poop is a massive no no.

And you didn't get sick from this?
 
You should hang yourself. I'm not trying to be edgy and this isn't banter. You should literally take a rope and you should loop it over a rafter or sturdy branch or whatever you can find and then you should tie it around your neck and then you should hang yourself with it until you die. You probably don't even need to leave a note, I have a sneaking suspicion that everyone that knows you will understand completely without anything further needing said.
Do you honestly think he knows how tie a noose?
 
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And you didn't get sick from this?

I did, had severe gastroenteritis on many occasions. Was in and out of hospital a lot. It reached a point where my parents had to constantly observe me, and where my SEN teacher had to supervise me when I went to the toilet at school.

Do you honestly think he knows how tie a noose?

I'm terrible at tying my laces, never mind a noose. I'm sure one of you lovely fellows would be more than willing to help me out though, right? Just give it a few years for my dog's sake.
 
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Why? Is she shy?

Last time I took a picture of her was when it was dark, the flash went off and she went berserk. My mum said next time I have to ask for her permission, still no idea how to tell whether it's a positive or negative response though, considering she never barks.....

A few minutes with Google ain't going to kill you...

I don't use Google as my search engine and don't plan on starting now.
 
Laugh all you want. Even I find half the shit I do exceptional upon it being explained to me lmao.
Is pozzing negholesp exceptional? How did anyone explain that to you to make it seem exceptional? Be careful what you admit about yourself online dood.

Unless you are a very very exceptional individual.
 
Is pozzing negholesp exceptional? How did anyone explain that to you to make it seem exceptional? Be careful what you admit about yourself online dood.

Unless you are a very very exceptional individual.

I was not referring to pozzing negholesp. That's not something I have done for a long, long time now. I was referring to other things I do that to a casual observer would make me appear to be completely mentally retarded, and upon being explained that my actions appear that way, a lot of the time I just laugh it off (unless I'm under extreme anxiety or whatever).


Have we gone over the Autism Speaks / wrongplanet contraversy here?

What controversy are you referring to?
 
I was not referring to pozzing negholesp. That's not something I have done for a long, long time now. I was referring to other things I do that to a casual observer would make me appear to be completely mentally exceptional, and upon being explained that my actions appear that way, a lot of the time I just laugh it off (unless I'm under extreme anxiety or whatever).




What controversy are you referring to?
There was a contraversy when the founder of WP took money from Autism Speaks for his lame web show.
http://autismgadfly.blogspot.com/2010/08/alex-plank-sycophantic-saga-continues.html?m=1
 
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