Infected Wrong Planet

If it was anywhere else I'd say you were right, but Wrong Planet really confuses me on how things work. Why do some people have 20,000 posts, what do they think they are Catparty? Why do they count in threads all the time? Why does everyone post new threads on the same topic like every day and get 5 replies instead of just contributing to preexisting threads?

They post all the time every day because they don't have jobs or lives outside of the mound of stagnant pond sewage that is Wrong Planet. That's why they're there. (Wrong Planet is also older than the Kiwi Farms, but that's the main reason.)

As for why they constantly start new threads instead of posting in old ones, I would guess that autistics think they're above stupid social rules like "use the search button, casual".

Also I found this on the first page.

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I don't know what this means help me plz
 
Well, based on that post count and join date I'm going to guess it's not casual trolling (unless WP allows shitposting.)
I'm going to go with it being a genuine humor OP, and I laughed.

And then they go right down the retarded path of trying to identify ancient people as autistic.
 
Well, based on that post count and join date I'm going to guess it's not casual trolling (unless WP allows shitposting.)
I'm going to go with it being a genuine humor OP, and I laughed.

I hoped it was too, but it's not. Here's the rest of the OP.

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won thread wow
The rest is all AUTISTIC MASTER RACE :neckbeard: bullshit.

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I see this guy a lot, and I really hate his avatar. That's got to be one of the more punchable faces I've seen in my life.
 

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Yeah, a lot of sperglords are desperate to find dead people who did things to make it look like they have potential. Or alternatively they want to think they're superior to people who are normal, so they claim as many geniuses as they can.

My fav is always when they claim Einstein, since he never showed any signs of having the 'tism. If he was, it approaches certainty that he'd be far less of a player than he was in history.
 
Yeah, a lot of sperglords are desperate to find dead people who did things to make it look like they have potential. Or alternatively they want to think they're superior to people who are normal, so they claim as many geniuses as they can.

My fav is always when they claim Einstein, since he never showed any signs of having the 'tism. If he was, it approaches certainty that he'd be far less of a player than he was in history.

I've seen people claim that Benjamin Franklin was autistic, and with the way that guy got around when he was ambassador to France, I bet half of Paris is descended from him.
 
Yeah, a lot of sperglords are desperate to find dead people who did things to make it look like they have potential. Or alternatively they want to think they're superior to people who are normal, so they claim as many geniuses as they can.

My fav is always when they claim Einstein, since he never showed any signs of having the 'tism. If he was, it approaches certainty that he'd be far less of a player than he was in history.

Einstein had an incredibly busy sex life and was known to be well liked and amicable. I doubt he was a sperg.
 
Einstein had an incredibly busy sex life and was known to be well liked and amicable. I doubt he was a sperg.

This basically applies to a good chunk of that "list" that most sperglords have for famous people with the 'tism. The other ones usually would be more explained by other things. I think my favorite one was Emily Dickenson since she shunned contact. Even though she had a tendency to experience tragedy, and likely was suffering from depression due to pretty much every person she got close to or was close to dying. Doubly so since her eccentricities came out in full when those events happened to her.

Runner up in the list of utter fail is Tesla, since it's well known he had severe OCD, which more than covers his eccentricities.
 
It doesn't even matter one shit if Einstein, Tesla or Franklin were autistic because it doesn't make your random autistic dude a genius just by association. You can't just take credit for someone else's work just because they have the same condition as you (which is doubtful in this case).

So no, I guess you can't take credit for creating Pokemon...
 
Yeah, a lot of sperglords are desperate to find dead people who did things to make it look like they have potential. Or alternatively they want to think they're superior to people who are normal, so they claim as many geniuses as they can.

My fav is always when they claim Einstein, since he never showed any signs of having the 'tism. If he was, it approaches certainty that he'd be far less of a player than he was in history.

You gave me inspiration and for that I thank you.

Today, lets look at a bunch of people who might be autists.

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NO.

Also the "pretending to be gay" thing as evidence confuses me. What does that have to do with being aspie? More than anything it's evidence that Kurt might have been bisexual and closeted, as Courtney Love was in denial that it was even a thing during the time he was alive but only later alluded to Kurt's crush on bassist Krist Novoselic.

Dude was bipolar as fuck and lacked any of the major ASD symptoms such as lacking a theory of mind, having sensory sensitivity or being unable to read people very well.

Goddammit.

/end sperging
 
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