Wuhan Coronavirus - COVID-19 Analysis & Summary - This is not just fucking pneumonia. It is everything but the kitchen sink. Lungs, heart, kidneys, liver, brain, blood vessels, testes. It affects them all.

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Wait @Drain Todger if you cared about us and want us safe why would you want the thread deleted, big guy? This info is suuuuper important and we need to inform the general kiwi public about how you’re saving us. I thought you werent bothered by us laughing at your exceptionalism

Because I correctly surmised that people would take my prior retardation as evidence that nothing I had to say was of any value whatsoever, and I figured that my findings on COVID-19 were too important to jeopardize in that manner, even if it is pretty funny.

Now take a look at this thread. Take a good, hard look at it. It is one giant argumentum ad hominem.

Clearly, the crazy sperg is just sperging and this virus actually whitens your teeth and makes you a sex god.
 
Even if it was all true and we were all listening and gave a shit, we are a bunch of nobodies on the internet and in no position to actually do anything about it.
Pretty much. There's not much most people can do, which is a really powerless feeling. I guess he feels he'll have some sort of control if he is at least able to warn as many people as possible? The problem is that his spergoid way of warning people is too offputting to be effective.
 
Guys. We're at over 1 million cases. Corona-chan isn't slowing down. She keeps infecting people.

COVID-19 has turned the streets of Guayaquil, in Ecuador, into scenes from medieval plague paintings. They're literally leaving the bodies where they fall.

I don't know how many times I have to say it before it sinks in, but this is not flu with pneumonia.

COVID-19 is Super-SARS.

It can infect the lungs and cause ARDS and permanent pulmonary fibrosis and loss of lung function, leading to chronic fatigue and shortness of breath. It permanently scars the alveoli and reduces the capacity of the lungs by as much as twenty to thirty percent.

It causes myocarditis and pericarditis and causes the heart muscle to actually dissolve into your bloodstream. It precipitates excessive clotting which can lead to myocardial infarction, pulmonary embolism, or stroke. Platelets are used up by what appears to be Disseminated Intravascular Coagulation. There is so much junk from the sepsis, everything begins to clot, and then one of those clots kills you. A lot of the people dying in the ICU are dying of cardiomyopathy and myocardial infarctions, not pneumonia.

It can cause viral hepatitis, indicated by abnormal AST/ALT and elevated ferritin. The heart muscle tissue breakdown and possible renal tubular damage can lead to AKI, or Acute Kidney Injury, requiring dialysis to treat.

Its cellular entry mechanism lures your own immune system into an extreme host response, precipitating cytokine release syndrome, a.k.a. "Cytokine Storm". This destroys otherwise-healthy functional tissues of the vital organs.

It causes bacterial co-infections and viral sepsis leading to multiple organ failure and the aforementioned excess clotting.

It can cause hypokalemia, low lymphocytes, low platelets, and low white blood cell counts.

It can induce male infertility and damage to the seminiferous ducts, indicated by abnormal testosterone and luteinizing hormone levels.

Last, but not least, COVID-19 infections can lead to medullary damage that causes dysautonomia, loss of automatic breathing, and perhaps even collapses and seizures with abnormal posturing (decerebrate/decorticate posturing) and the fencing response.

As a matter of fact, I discussed all this with a PhD neuroscientist, and you know what he had to say? The spitting and brawling and aggressive behavior that people have displayed with this virus may be a direct consequence of its neurotropic effects. In other words, all those videos of Chinese people spitting on elevator buttons and produce at the grocery store? They can't help it. This virus makes you basically rabid.

I don't care I was doxxed. I don't care I was banned from all my favorite forums. I don't give one solitary fuck about any of that shit. That's unimportant. It's very, very low on my list of priorities, right now.

If you don't pay attention to what's happening here, if you keep dismissing all of this as "doomposting", then guess what? We are all fucked. If this virus doesn't get us, then we're in for a decade-long recession and quite possibly widespread armed conflict.
Making medical information easily available to non-medical people was a mistake.
 
Maybe the Chinese were just welding their doomer autist up so that way they could feel right while they starved?
 

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Clearly, the crazy sperg is just sperging and this virus actually whitens your teeth and makes you a sex god.
So from your perspective everyone has to agree that the virus is the most deadly disease that has ever existed or else they must believe it's a literal nothingburger joke of a hoax? It seems like it's a virus that's mild for some and in rarer cases it's fatal. No amount of losing your fucking mind on the Internet will change the fact that more than half the people on this planet will end up getting sick and 1-3% of them will die. That's going to happen no matter what. But you could have prevented everyone here from finding out that you're a creepy troon clopper who gets drunk and cries over his dead sister just by calming down the first 10 times you were told to calm down, you fucking re឵឵tard. Now you're here forever. Enjoy.
 
So from your perspective everyone has to agree that the virus is the most deadly disease that has ever existed or else they must believe it's a literal nothingburger joke of a hoax? It seems like it's a virus that's mild for some and in rarer cases it's fatal. No amount of losing your fucking mind on the Internet will change the fact that more than half the people on this planet will end up getting sick and 1-3% of them will die. That's going to happen no matter what. But you could have prevented everyone here from finding out that you're a creepy troon clopper who gets drunk and cries over his dead sister just by calming down the first 10 times you were told to calm down, you fucking re឵឵tard. Now you're here forever. Enjoy.

Think about what you just said. 1 to 3 percent of half of the globe is tens of millions of people. That’s Spanish Flu level.

With our current geopolitical situation, the huge recession that just happened, and the constant political dick-waving, one of these countries is gonna start shooting, and then, we are in the shit.
 
Because I correctly surmised that people would take my prior exceptionalism as evidence that nothing I had to say was of any value whatsoever, and I figured that my findings on COVID-19 were too important to jeopardize in that manner, even if it is pretty funny.

Be careful with all of that fart huffing, the WuFlu can spread via feces.
 
Think about what you just said. 1 to 3 percent of half of the globe is tens of millions of people. That’s Spanish Flu level.

With our current geopolitical situation, the huge recession that just happened, and the constant political dick-waving, one of these countries is gonna start shooting, and then, we are in the shit.
Wait, so the geopolitical consequences are the actual scary part? Doesn't that mean that all the stuff about how getting the virus means you'll shit your lungs out is basically irrelevant?
 
Wait, so the geopolitical consequences are the actual scary part? Doesn't that mean that all the stuff about how getting the virus means you'll shit your lungs out is basically irrelevant?

Statistically speaking, the overall infection fatality rate is low. About 20 times worse than the flu, but not necessarily a death sentence. The severe and critical cases are 20% of known cases, and known cases are thought to comprise 5 to 10% of all infections. Your chance of dying from this is not 1 in 5. It’s closer to 1 in 50.

China is lying and undercounting the infections and deaths. They just got their shit pushed in by Corona-chan in a big way. Now, they’re claiming that the US deliberately spread a bioweapon in their midst. That’s a casus belli. It’s a cause for war. The PRC could, overnight, use all this as a pretext to try and take Taiwan, and then, WWIII would start. That’s much scarier than anything COVID-19 could do.
 
Statistically speaking, the overall infection fatality rate is low. About 20 times worse than the flu, but not necessarily a death sentence. The severe and critical cases are 20% of known cases, and known cases are thought to comprise 5 to 10% of all infections. Your chance of dying from this is not 1 in 5. It’s closer to 1 in 50.

China is lying and undercounting the infections and deaths. They just got their shit pushed in by Corona-chan in a big way. Now, they’re claiming that the US deliberately spread a bioweapon in their midst. That’s a casus belli. It’s a cause for war. The PRC could, overnight, use all this as a pretext to try and take Taiwan, and then, WWIII would start. That’s much scarier than anything COVID-19 could do.
Right, I'm just saying, if that's what we should really be worrying about, then why all the emphasis on how it turns your nerves into applesauce?
 
Right, I'm just saying, if that's what we should really be worrying about, then why all the emphasis on how it turns your nerves into applesauce?

Well, I’m mostly just frustrated that the media isn’t giving people the full picture of what this virus can do.

Come to think of it, there aren’t many people who could make use of that information, other than getting scared and isolating harder. That, in itself, is also a desirable outcome, though.
 
Think about what you just said. 1 to 3 percent of half of the globe is tens of millions of people. That’s Spanish Flu level.

With our current geopolitical situation, the huge recession that just happened, and the constant political dick-waving, one of these countries is gonna start shooting, and then, we are in the shit.
Nothing they said implied they thought 1-3% is a small amount of people, it's just the fact of the matter. I think you might have the misconception that everyone who isn't howling at the moon about this thinks it's a nothingburger.

Do you think we're all out there licking doorknobs just because we're not in full panic mode? You can take something very seriously without losing your shit. I get that that's hard to understand when you're someone prone to extreme anxiety, but not everyone deals with a crisis in that way.

Most people here realize this is a very bad situation and are taking every precaution we can, there's literally nothing else we can do.

You would really be doing your immune system a solid if you'd just take a little xanax and wrote some pony porn or something. The sperging is very entertaining, but I don't actually want you to give yourself an anyeurism.
 
Right, I'm just saying, if that's what we should really be worrying about, then why all the emphasis on how it turns your nerves into applesauce?
It couldn't be because no one gives a shit about what he's saying so he's been desperately moving goalposts because he thinks the WHY is the problem and not the WHO.

After all, David is our lord and savior, a true and honest hero who will save us from the deadly asian coof with his statistics from fringe studies and takes so generic everyone's already agreed about it two months ago.

Seriously, did you not pay attention to everyone going China Lied People Died, David? Was that really your hottest 'geopolitical' take?

Also what kind of retard says a Country gets crippled, and at the same sentence it was all part of their plan to incite war.
 
Well, I’m mostly just frustrated that the media isn’t giving people the full picture of what this virus can do.

Come to think of it, there aren’t many people who could make use of that information, other than getting scared and isolating harder. That, in itself, is also a desirable outcome, though.

If the geopolitical stuff is the real problem, though, wouldn't it make more sense for the media to educate people about what Chinese weapons do to the human body?

It couldn't be because no one gives a shit about what he's saying so he's been desperately moving goalposts because he thinks the WHY is the problem and not the WHO.

Who are the WHY? Are they also in China's pocket?
 
Because I correctly surmised that people would take my prior exceptionalism as evidence that nothing I had to say was of any value whatsoever, and I figured that my findings on COVID-19 were too important to jeopardize in that manner, even if it is pretty funny.

Now take a look at this thread. Take a good, hard look at it. It is one giant argumentum ad hominem.

Clearly, the crazy sperg is just sperging and this virus actually whitens your teeth and makes you a sex god.
But you have no value to any of this due to your crippling autism, and should really just stop hoarding valuables and just embrace the void by licking doorknobs.
 
Who are the WHY? Are they also in China's pocket?
The World Health Yiffers, they're not in China's pocket but is that really a good thing?
I mean for example OP is one of their agents, of the CLOP (Cunt Lopping Off Penises) division.

Here's a study that proves my findings that I certainly didn't find by googling covid19plshelpohgoditllkillusall, alongside a study made by a guy with the same name as I have so I can pretend to take credit for it. I totally don't care tho.
Seriously tho bro first you pretend to be a woman, then pretend to be a black man. jfc.
 
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