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Who will implode first?

  • 8clave Remnants

    Votes: 10 15.6%
  • 4chan

    Votes: 3 4.7%
  • Reddit

    Votes: 19 29.7%
  • Kiwifarms

    Votes: 2 3.1%
  • The United States

    Votes: 30 46.9%

  • Total voters
    64
The brave TeefJerky caught night-capping towers when there is literally no one on.

Edit-It doesnt show his name and my screenshots were being dumb, but it was him seems he is AUS timezone so big RIP for content.

Edit 2 to save space- In regards to the one autistic asshole who solobashed 5 towers yesterday, we may need to slap walls around the towers and build up the little island since after he bashed our 1 gate he just kinda ran in.
 

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I am no longer allowed to exist because teethjerky is a nigger and caps towers when there are 5 people left on the server at night. if I try to launch the game on my main it just remains in a frozen blackscreen state forever.
If I try to launch an alt everything is dandy.

Please build more Gamer Ethnostate towers so I can exist again.
Nevermind I was able to login and we harvested this:
[10:06:01] Teethjerky slain by Dancinlawbster, Konradtheunwise
 
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Despair not ye Kiwis, Nuggro spoke with us in regards to the fucked power-balance on the server from the anime tard and offered a few things to help even out stuff and make amends for everything.

He is offering jewsmithing affinities, and some channeling and faith to 60 for any priests we get, and other things to make up for the sorry state of affairs due to bots and etc.

From Nuggro- "[10:57:02] <Nuggro> please mention that i've talked with reimu and dealt with him privately, but don't want to make it a big public deal because i feel it was my fault for what happened, not his
[10:57:26] <Nuggro> he *will not* cause any more problems, and blame should be directed at me"

So lets make Kiwi great again.
 
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Faith 60 when this turbobotter is at 100 with 4 priests?
Just ban the cunt already, he's tying himself in knots on the 8chan thread to justify his botting by saying if we all just did it it wouldn't be a problem, nevermind the fact that would lead to server stagnation and not everyone finds satisfaction in circumventing the entire game.

I also don't buy him not telling us because he forgot, all he'd have to do is make a pastebin and copy paste it into chat and answer any questions about the exploit or hell, just what he told the HOTS players by copying his chat logs.
I would rather he ban reimu's alts (or better yet, reimu altogether) because while I support bots to get rid of idle grind (eg- making construction mats, mining and imping) it should not be used in conjunction with modding oversights to completely invalidate a whole aspect of gameplay for PVP fags.
If he's not prepared to take on the harder parts of being an admin and have a more nuanced view on botting he frankly should not be admin.
 
Shit we have a leak ldaies and gentlemen Usurper managed to mine into the crafting area and steal anything not nailed down. The shaft leading from the craftng area to the inside of the base was not reinforced with wall supports causing Usurper to smiply mine the walls and get inside.

He is still at large and immediate backup is appreciated/
 
This run of wurm is essentially dead at this point, next run in (six months most likely) I will be curating ahead of time to ensure a good experience for all new and returning kiwi players.
Im also likely going to use the frustrations weve experienced so far to design a map that is better and has an actual ocean and some nice landmarks.
 
This run of wurm is essentially dead at this point, next run in (six months most likely) I will be curating ahead of time to ensure a good experience for all new and returning kiwi players.
Im also likely going to use the frustrations weve experienced so far to design a map that is better and has an actual ocean and some nice landmarks.

RIP, well I had a good time regardless. Shame that all it took was one power-gaming shitter to ruin a really good thing.
 
This run of wurm is essentially dead at this point, next run in (six months most likely) I will be curating ahead of time to ensure a good experience for all new and returning kiwi players.
Im also likely going to use the frustrations weve experienced so far to design a map that is better and has an actual ocean and some nice landmarks.
This is the map I used on my server last year and everyone that played on it loved it
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I regret not fleshing out more of it and using it to its full potential due to being the sole person working on the server. I was planning on putting work down on hosting the next server if you want to help me make the map I am more than open to it. I dont really give concrete deadlines for hosting a server though, since i promised "6 months" that turned out to launch about 11 months from the one prior.
 
Welp it was fun wihle is lasted, at east I getsome time to actually fi this broken piece of shit computer before the next serb goes online.
 
Shit we have a leak ldaies and gentlemen Usurper managed to mine into the crafting area and steal anything not nailed down. The shaft leading from the craftng area to the inside of the base was not reinforced with wall supports causing Usurper to smiply mine the walls and get inside.

He is still at large and immediate backup is appreciated/
That's fine I'm sure after being fragged three times usurper can pretend he won against a dead settlement. I'm not participating at this point because the cat is already out of the bag. Hots immediately started doing the exact same meme based on nobody's weaponry and usurper had signs of the same to a lesser extent. PvP from here on would be "how many faith battery alts does our village keep always online" to compete.

And to think they had dragons locked away to dragon jail over not being able to beat them after sneed tried to kite it to our settlement before he raged out.
 
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That's fine I'm sure after being fragged three times usurper can pretend he won against a dead settlement.

never rely on skeletons my dude according to the 8channers...

still, reading the threads there was a update about the turbofaggotry on the botternigger and it's fun to watch, seriously.
 
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never rely on skeletons my dude according to the 8channers...

still, reading the threads there was a update about the turbofaggotry on the botternigger and it's fun to watch, seriously.
my skeletons all engaged my duel opponent except for the fact that none of them could actually hit reimu as he had every single defensive and offensive enchant at over 140 power on every single piece of gear he had after using multiple alts night and day to create the legendary faith-battery armor set.
None of us were actually told any of this was going on because the server host "forgot" to tell us "hey big exploit by the way I told HOTS too" and Nobody shows up the following day of the tourney and smashes Morarn easily with the same level of gear.
 
my skeletons all engaged my duel opponent except for the fact that none of them could actually hit reimu as he had every single defensive and offensive enchant at over 140 power on every single piece of gear he had after using multiple alts night and day to create the legendary faith-battery armor set.
None of us were actually told any of this was going on because the server host "forgot" to tell us "hey big exploit by the way I told HOTS too" and Nobody shows up the following day of the tourney and smashes Morarn easily with the same level of gear.
dude i'm reading the 8chan thread and that turboautist's mental gymnastics is fun AF to watch.
zzzchan is pretty much quiet.
 
dude i'm reading the 8chan thread and that turboautist's mental gymnastics is fun AF to watch.
zzzchan is pretty much quiet.
mental gymnastics is part of the webring experience, they are the ones who still justify crawling around on their hands and knees after that greasy jewish goblin for /v/. And can we forget having /qresearch/ overtake /pol/ in PPH and usercount?
 
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