wwyd if she started flirting with you?

[Donutcapybara]

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I'd tell her I'm gay.

 

[Wowcoolusername]

Meh, I've done worse.

 

[User names must be unique]

Flirt back and keep flirting back till the point she makes the first move. At that point I tell her I don't think of her like that and from that point on ignore/act very coldly towards her.

 

[Gone Ham]

Is that you?

 

[The Empire Never Ended]

die instantly

 

[King Fructose]

Slowly back away saying "oh no, no no noooo"

 

[Fetish Roulette]

I'd do the people of the the future a solid and try to convince her she's gay.

 

[RW 1995]

walk away knowing that she could never follow

 

[Crankenstein]

Laugh then say no

 

[KittyGremlin]

get a forklift, ship her back to her natural habitat in the pacific ocean.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Nut.

 

[moocow]

Tell her I charge $1k an hour, paid in advance.

 

[buttman87]

I would probably rip a big fart and see how she likes that

 

[Jason Wynn]

Tell her I loved her acting in Tusk and say she must be very committed to the role

 

[verygayFrogs]

Politely tell her she's not 6 feet away from me.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Is actually honorable dying by a whale? At least her face isn't horrible like other walruses i've met.

 

[Idiotron]

I would say:
"Excuse me, sir, this is very inappropriate."

 

[Lichen Bark]

Turn on my methox boosters, pray to God, and hope I have enough fuel left to make it to orbital escape velocity, and leave her gravity well.

 

[atleast3letterslong]

Run I don't like talking to strangers especially one's the size of an elephant