wwyd if she started flirting with you?

[Donutcapybara]

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I usually judge women by their smell.

I'll have to be there in person to see if she smells like shit or not.

 

[Red Hood]

Say "Look, a six foot donut!" and book it like Jesse Owens.

 

[Llama king]

Knock her out then shit on her face

 

[Conan O'Barbarian]

Ask her if she's 14 or 40. I genuinely cannot tell.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Ask her if she's 14 or 40. I genuinely cannot tell.

You're talking in stones, right?

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Hold my “No Fat Chicks” sign in her face.

 

[Monkey_Fellow]

*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

 

[JektheDumbass]

I'd harpoon that whale.