WWYD if you were KF owner and operator for a day?

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

For 24 hours, you become the owner and operator of Kiwi Farms. What would you do?

 

[Local Farmer]

I would make it so people can react to their own posts

 

[Serbian Peacekeepers]

Perma Ban anyone who ever posted in Thunderdome, this would ban me too, causing a black hole and killing the site permanently.

 

[Gatdam Animal Person]

I will use around $20 of bitcoins to buy some macdonnies

 

[De Capo]

i'd remove the lolcow salon and exclude and outlaw any female users thus making the site a male only forum
fo*ds will seethe at this truthnuke but its because their all bpd whores and larping trannies

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Unban Bargain Bin Laden, and then ban him again 15 minutes later when I realize he doesn't speak English.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

word filter anime to fagtoons

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Sabotage the registration process in a way that will take Null months if not years to discover, ensuring no tourist newfags for the foreseeable future. You're welcome kiwibros

edit: oh and I would delete the featured posts feature and replace it with a random selection of posts by @Cats

 

[TroonsDid911]

Merge Beauty Parlor with the Thunderdome and grab some popcorn.

 

[ATI Escapee]

Nothing because Id probably mess something up pretty bad since Im kinda tech retarded

 

[Staticness]

I’d feature a rickroll link and refuse to elaborate further.

 

[eDove]

I'd shut down all the gender sperging threads.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

nothing

 

[OrionBalls]

Hand it over to Yaniv.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Have a pizza and fix the sticker notifications.

 

[Laburnum]

Merge the man and woman hate threads into one and then threadban all posters in those threads from the rest of the site

 

[Ring of Basilius]

Create a dedicated section of the site used for sharing and discussing pornography (visual and written), and let it sit for like 8 hours to gather posters. Then one day without warning I enact Complete Coomer Annihilation.

 

[Squishie PP]

I would install crypto miners on the servers and let them run as long as it takes for Null to realize they are there

 

[Terrible Weather Services]

I'd probably fail to stop an ongoing Layer-7 DDoS attack employing over 4000 IP addresses

 

[Joe Shmoe]

make the man hate thread redirect to cartel execution videos

 

[ChaosReignsOnSomeSaturday]

Since I'd then be our dear feeder I'd just go fuck all the fat women in Serbia that he keeps in rotation.