Xbox Game Studios Stupidity Hate Thread Game Pass Edition

[whatever I feel like]

Shouldn't have turned Joanna into a tranny you fucking subhuman Pajeets.

In all fairness, her jaw was even squarer in the original. By virtue of being an N64 character, of course.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

It is game over for Xbox, Sarah Bond the DEI hire is taking over.

Phil Spencer Reportedly Stepping Down As CEO of Microsoft Gaming, Sarah Bond will be taking over.

Microsoft has denied this.

https://www.theverge.com/news/696922/phil-spencer-xbox-microsoft-gaming-retiring

In all fairness, her jaw was even squarer in the original. By virtue of being an N64 character, of course.

Just go to the logical conclusion.

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

Dam get fucked Microsoft.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Microsoft has denied this.

https://www.theverge.com/news/696922/phil-spencer-xbox-microsoft-gaming-retiring

He didn't do a good enough job to get laid off.

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

Microsoft has denied this.

Like you can believe what Microsoft says, after years of lies with the Xbox, lol..

 

[The Last Stand]

Who is doing worse of the three? Nintendo, Microsoft, Sony? I predict that the next Xbox will be their last console. Game Pass isn’t sustaining long term growth, their current Xbox went up in MSRP, Call of Duty is on the decline, several studios are going under. Why have an Xbox over anything else?

 

[Sparky Lurker]

Zero reason to step down since the brand will expire in 2 years anyway.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Who is doing worse of the three? Nintendo, Microsoft, Sony? I predict that the next Xbox will be their last console. Game Pass isn’t sustaining long term growth, their current Xbox went up in MSRP, Call of Duty is on the decline, several studios are going under. Why have an Xbox over anything else?

Look, we can hate what the other two are doing but there's only one answer here. Anyone who says Microsoft isn't at the very bottom below the other two, Steam and even Apple and Google is lieing. Their only competition is Epic with their one game.

 

[The Doom Slayer]

Spencer must have insane blackmail to still be there. He's basically a con artist who has sunk the Xbox brand. He's making Mattrick look competent by comparison.

Who is doing worse of the three? Nintendo, Microsoft, Sony? I predict that the next Xbox will be their last console. Game Pass isn’t sustaining long term growth, their current Xbox went up in MSRP, Call of Duty is on the decline, several studios are going under. Why have an Xbox over anything else?

Sony has been having a shit gen but Microsoft's mismanagement is just legendary at this point. Xbox is basically a zombie console now.

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

Xbox’s The Initiative, and subsequently, Perfect Dark has been shuttered. I was actually looking forward to that reboot.

Its best it got shuttered and the 'modern audience' version never got to see the day of light.

Microsoft And Xbox Roasted For Making ‘Perfect Dark’s’ Joanna Dark “Look Like A Man”

 

[regalterry]

Who is doing worse of the three? Nintendo, Microsoft, Sony?

Microsoft, followed closely by Sony. Nintendo is doing fine, they have always been conservative with their spending and sell the hardware for a profit, and have a shitload of money squirreled away. The Switch 2 will eventually bounce back once it has more games and the price goes down.

 

[That Chris Guy]

Who is doing worse of the three? Nintendo, Microsoft, Sony? I predict that the next Xbox will be their last console. Game Pass isn’t sustaining long term growth, their current Xbox went up in MSRP, Call of Duty is on the decline, several studios are going under. Why have an Xbox over anything else?

Sony will probably be able to ride on goodwill and diametrically opposed attitudes to Nintendo for at least two more generations. Microsoft's XBox reputation has been down for a while. Sure, the Series X had backwards compatibility for a lot of games, but there's next to no exclusives and Western AAA games in general have been on the decline. Even with the big IPs they own it makes little sense for them to deny sales to other platforms, and those companies have been dragging their reputations through the mud for at least a decade now.

First-party gaming in general has slumped hard for both Sony and Microsoft, but producing garbage has better traction than producing nothing at all.

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

I predict that the next Xbox will be their last console.

There isnt a next Xbox, the next Microsoft will be releasing is a PC with a Xbox sticker.

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

Its best it got shuttered and the 'modern audience' version never got to see the day of light.

Microsoft And Xbox Roasted For Making ‘Perfect Dark’s’ Joanna Dark “Look Like A Man”

I wonder how much money that M$ wasted before eventually shit canning the game?

 

[umseriously]

I wonder how much money that M$ wasted before eventually shit canning the game?

It was supposed to be the first AAAA game. And considering how DEI focused Xbox is, probably close to a billion dollars wasted on this abomination of a game. Holy shit.

 

[moocow]

Xbox’s The Initiative, and subsequently, Perfect Dark has been shuttered. I was actually looking forward to that reboot.

I had no confidence whatsoever they'd do Perfect Dark properly. It's honestly for the best that it be laid to rest now before it was soiled by a horrid remake.

 

[The Last Stand]

I had no confidence whatsoever they'd do Perfect Dark properly. It's honestly for the best that it be laid to rest now before it was soiled by a horrid remake.

Maybe if she was older, it could've done decently well.

 

[DocAwe]

There isnt a next Xbox, the next Microsoft will be releasing is a PC with a Xbox sticker.

We've already seen it.
Asus will be making the next Xbox.

 

[The Doom Slayer]

There's a rumor going around the entire Perfect Dark gameplay trailer was fake.

7 years of development for a fake trailer

 

[moocow]

There's a rumor going around the entire Perfect Dark gameplay trailer was fake.

7 years of development for a fake trailer

Ah, the Duke Nukem Forever gambit! I suppose it worked there (kinda), but then again a real product did eventually emerge from that, even if it was ultimately pretty bland.