🎨 Artcow xdark.rosesx

[Educated Stupid]

Author of the world-renowned fanfiction Starkits Prophcy, which is obviously a cult classic amongst the Warrior Cats community. The writing in that story is like the writing of Shakespeare, with every sentence being carefully crafted for the reader's enjoyment. Here are some examples:

"Shadowclan are attaking!" She yelled. All the cats came out from there dens. She jumped on a cat and clawd him and he ran of.

"Ya." Yowled Starkit.

"ok Ok" mewled FiresTar

Of course, they deal with their critics in a very mature way, as demonstrated below:

OMGOSH GUkys im so sorry but SOMEONE glares at rainy days FLAMED ME AND I GOT REALLY HURT.

flamrs ur all satanits!11

UR OLL JUST SAINTS y cant u just except jEsuss it wold mae ur life so much mor engoyable u would never haf to worr/ again

The full text can be found here: http://starkitsprophecy.webstarts.com/the_story.html

 

[Cwckifan]

This looks like a trollfic. An entertaining trollfic, sure, but a trollfic nonetheless

 

[Silver]

yeah there's no way it's not a trollfic. Never ceases to make me laugh, though.

 

[José Mourinho]

UR OLL JUST SAINTS y cant u just except jEsuss it wold mae ur life so much mor engoyable u would never haf to worr/ again

This has to be a troll. This is hilariously stupid and the fanfiction looks kinda intended to be bad with the large amount of characters and the horrendous grammatical errors.

 

[Silver]

UR OLL JUST SAINTS y cant u just except jEsuss it wold mae ur life so much mor engoyable u would never haf to worr/ again

This has to be a troll. This is hilariously stupid and the fanfiction looks kinda intended to be bad with the large amount of characters and the horrendous grammatical errors.

Actually, the large list of characters is standard to the original book series the fanfic is based off. I know 'cause I was really into that series when I was younger. The grammar, however, is not standard to that series.

My favorite is still probably "SOME JEW" though

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Author of the world-renowned fanfiction Starkits Prophcy, which is obviously a cult classic amongst the Warrior Cats community. The writing in that story is like the writing of Shakespeare, with every sentence being carefully crafted for the reader's enjoyment. Here are some examples:

"Shadowclan are attaking!" She yelled. All the cats came out from there dens. She jumped on a cat and clawd him and he ran of.

"Ya." Yowled Starkit.

"ok Ok" mewled FiresTar

Of course, they deal with their critics in a very mature way, as demonstrated below:

OMGOSH GUkys im so sorry but SOMEONE glares at rainy days FLAMED ME AND I GOT REALLY HURT.

flamrs ur all satanits!11

UR OLL JUST SAINTS y cant u just except jEsuss it wold mae ur life so much mor engoyable u would never haf to worr/ again

Wut?

The full text can be found here: http://starkitsprophecy.webstarts.com/the_story.html

Yeah okay, I skimmed through this and I'm not convinced it's for real. Poe's Law and all that but the comments seem to be supporting the idea that the author isn't as serious as he or she is pretending to be.

 

[Right Back Man]

Yowled? Is that like a mating call?

What is Warrior Cats?

 

[random_pickle]

Yowled? Is that like a mating call?

What is Warrior Cats?

Warrior Cats is a book series for kids. It's about these 4 cat clans in a forest somewhere and the leader of each clan gains nine lives. In the first series, one cat betrayed his clan, became the leader of another clan, and then formed his own clan of feral cats, who then proceed to kill the former. The protagonist becomes leader of his clan, all the clans join up, clans then proceed to beat the shit out of the feral cats, the end. The next series talked about the clans migrating because OMFG teh evil humans r tearing downs their forests!!!111!

In a nutshell, the first books were alright, the rest were just bad. It wouldn't surprise me though if the magical prophecy part of the series is what attracted all these spergs.

 

[Springblossom]

...nope, not buying it. There's no way this is for real.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

That looked like the My Immortal of the Warrior Cats fandom! I'm really going to have to read those books sometime, I've seen so much terrible fan art of the series that it's making me morbidly curious.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

I'm leaning towards it being a troll fic as well.

Speaking of bad fics, many of those authors make excellent lolcows.
I'm tempted to make a thread about the chick who wrote My Inner Life.

 

[Silver]

That looked like the My Immortal of the Warrior Cats fandom! I'm really going to have to read those books sometime, I've seen so much terrible fan art of the series that it's making me morbidly curious.

about 99% of the series' fan works is completely terrible. I'm no exception, I used to write shitty self-insert fanfics. The Warriors series attracts spergs because of the relative ease in which the most terrible of characters can be placed into the world.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

That looked like the My Immortal of the Warrior Cats fandom! I'm really going to have to read those books sometime, I've seen so much terrible fan art of the series that it's making me morbidly curious.

about 99% of the series' fan works is completely terrible. I'm no exception, I used to write shitty self-insert fanfics. The Warriors series attracts spergs because of the relative ease in which the most terrible of characters can be placed into the world.

I've actually never heard of them. I must look into this.
For research. Totally not because I feel compelled to see the worst fanfiction and art the internet has to offer.

 

[Saney]

If anyone else wants to find some truly terrible fanfics, some good places to look are Project AFTER, Fan Fiction Friday on Topless arobot and Das Sporking.

 

[OR 345]

http://theholidaywarriors.tumblr.com/ And for bad fanart. It's normally theworstwarriors.tumblr.com, but holiday name change.