Lolcow Xiao-Feng-Fury - Won't Shut Up About Homos

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
Saney said:
What an absolute cunt.
Click to expand...

"stress sigh" Sadly these people will never change their ways, Xiao you truly are a cunt of the highest calibre, and I rarely use that particular four letter word.

"Pixelated-Coffee" is right in saying that the reason people flame Xiao is not because they hate God and Christianity, they flame her for being a homophobic, bible bashing fuckwad.
 
Little-Lovely said:
This was a good read, I haven't felt second-hand righteousness in awhile. Houligan, you're great at debating. I'm looking forward to seeing what makes her tick. Seeing as how she gets death threats daily, though, it wouldn't be surprising if this takes time. It's been four days since your last reply, maybe she's given up?
Click to expand...

Haha, thanks. However, I haven't gotten a comment back from her yet at this point, so shockingly enough? I think she gave up on me.
 
Lady Houligan said:
Little-Lovely said:
This was a good read, I haven't felt second-hand righteousness in awhile. Houligan, you're great at debating. I'm looking forward to seeing what makes her tick. Seeing as how she gets death threats daily, though, it wouldn't be surprising if this takes time. It's been four days since your last reply, maybe she's given up?
Click to expand...

Haha, thanks. However, I haven't gotten a comment back from her yet at this point, so shockingly enough? I think she gave up on me.
Click to expand...
Because when the going gets tough, give up and hope that the opposing side forgets about you.
 
In the immortal words of slowbeef and Diabetus:

"Dead to rights?!"
"Dead to rights."

That's how I feel right now reading XFF's journal. Seriously, does she have any nerve at all ruining the cute Ling Xiaoyu for me? T_T
 
XFF said:
Sure. Even tried to open a key with a key?

Tell me if opens or not.
Click to expand...
I'm not in the mood. I'm NOT IN THE MOOD!

You don't shove stupid bad analogies in front of a drunk geek! Sheesh!

ME!!!! said:
It is a quite fundamental operation of cryptographic key exchange protocols, such as the famous Diffie-Hellman method.
Click to expand...
If the discussion is derailed way into the la-la land and bad analogies are flying about, I just need to do some shit to maintain my sanity.

So sorry for that reply.
 
WWWWolf said:
XFF said:
Sure. Even tried to open a key with a key?

Tell me if opens or not.
Click to expand...
I'm not in the mood. I'm NOT IN THE MOOD!

You don't shove stupid bad analogies in front of a drunk geek! Sheesh!

ME!!!! said:
It is a quite fundamental operation of cryptographic key exchange protocols, such as the famous Diffie-Hellman method.
Click to expand...
If the discussion is derailed way into the la-la land and bad analogies are flying about, I just need to do some shit to maintain my sanity.

So sorry for that reply.
Click to expand...
I hate the "key with a key" analogy with a passion. Keys are inanimate objects and are created for a single purpose. I always use the comeback "keys slide into multiple locks, doesn't mean that it's going to actually open the door".
 
Lady Houligan said:
I hate the "key with a key" analogy with a passion. Keys are inanimate objects and are created for a single purpose. I always use the comeback "keys slide into multiple locks, doesn't mean that it's going to actually open the door".
Click to expand...
You can also use keys to scratch lottery tickets and win a million bucks. I mean, why the fuck do people actually use keys to do something as mundane as opening doors, when they could be doing that? Just not a very sound financial decision if you ask me. Most people don't realise they have a goddamn goldmine in their pockets, that's what I'm saying. And what does all this badly bent analogy mean, anyways? I'm saying human sexuality is a vast, myriad, complicated thing. It's like keys. Humans interacting with humans is a complicated thing. And keys, too, can be used to do a lot of cool shit. ...Did you know you can electroplate keys?...

Okay, I'm definitely too drunk.
 
What does "open keys with keys" got to do with da homos? Because they are keys = same sex? By her logic, I can say pencils cannot write on pencils. Stupid logic.
 
Oh, so now bestiality is equal to same sex marriage. Makes perfect sense.

Because apparently, many of your friends think that when a male animal mounts another male, that they are having sex. However, male animals (cats for example) would mount another male cat to fight him for terrirtory or for a female; the mounted cat is NEVER in a sexual position. It's not homosexuality---their just animals for goodness sake.


So, if animals have enough sense to know not to have sex with the same sex, what on earth is the reason why humans think that they can? LOVE?? Believe it or not, the bestiality gang argues the same thing as LGBTs. It is about love and consent... :facepalm: I once said that this would be the next perversion since homosexuality is out the closet...and now Massachusetts is on the verge to do it first.
Click to expand...
 
Alan Pardew said:
Oh, so now bestiality is equal to same sex marriage. Makes perfect sense.

Because apparently, many of your friends think that when a male animal mounts another male, that they are having sex. However, male animals (cats for example) would mount another male cat to fight him for terrirtory or for a female; the mounted cat is NEVER in a sexual position. It's not homosexuality---their just animals for goodness sake.


So, if animals have enough sense to know not to have sex with the same sex, what on earth is the reason why humans think that they can? LOVE?? Believe it or not, the bestiality gang argues the same thing as LGBTs. It is about love and consent... :facepalm: I once said that this would be the next perversion since homosexuality is out the closet...and now Massachusetts is on the verge to do it first.
Click to expand...
Click to expand...

Because clearly consent and a healthy relationship is the same as forcing yourself onto something of a completely different species. Of course! I want to send this bitch a vibrator so maybe she'll calm the hell down and stop attempting to interfere in others' love lives.
 
How much you want to bet she's a virgin
 
Pikimon said:
How much you want to bet she's a virgin
Click to expand...
That is such a sucker bet.
...
Put me down for $20
 
Maybe we ought to pull a Clyde Cash and send her hookers. We can go one male, one female, and see which she goes for first.

Sorry for the double post but: in other news, Xiao has something in common with OPL: working for Cutco! :lol:
 
Ahahahah, I like how she's trying to make it look like she's outing Vector even though Cutco is pretty much the biggest and most well known pyramid scheme going. Honestly, even if you've never heard of them, if you fall for that crap it's your own damn fault. I "interviewed" with Vector back when I was 17, before I ever had a job and ever knew what a "pyramid scheme" was. Even then, all I had to hear were "commission sales", "pay for our demo kit" and "such-and-such amount of money for every person you recruit" and I knew something was wrong.
 
Lady Houligan said:
Maybe we ought to pull a Clyde Cash and send her hookers. We can go one male, one female, and see which she goes for first.
Click to expand...

Even better, send her a gay escort.
 
Globe said:
Ahahahah, I like how she's trying to make it look like she's outing Vector even though Cutco is pretty much the biggest and most well known pyramid scheme going. Honestly, even if you've never heard of them, if you fall for that crap it's your own damn fault. I "interviewed" with Vector back when I was 17, before I ever had a job and ever knew what a "pyramid scheme" was. Even then, all I had to hear were "commission sales", "pay for our demo kit" and "such-and-such amount of money for every person you recruit" and I knew something was wrong.
Click to expand...
XFF loves to act like she's the first person ever to think of a lot of things. Hell, when I was still looking for a job, if I was called by a company I didn't recognize the name of, I told them I needed to check my schedule to see when I could come in and would call them back. Then I'd check them online. Cutco called me, a couple of "insurance" companies called me, but I never called them back. Seriously. Google's your friend.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back