Xmas Hate Thread

[George Lucas]

I fucking hate Xmas. It’s a gayass holiday where everyone pretends to love their relatives by buying each other shit they don’t need. Children laughing and running around playing with toys and making so much fucking noise. It drives me nuts. Don’t even get me started on Xmas wrapping. Yeah, let’s waste a shit ton of paper for no reason! And Xmas dinner? We had Thanksgiving a month ago and now I have to make a big ass meal again? Kill yourselves.

Don’t even get me started on the commercial bullshit. Thirteen fucking days of feel-good Tim Allen movies? Santa Claus and polar bears drinking coke? CONSOOOM.

Speaking of Santa Claus, I can’t stand that Salvation Army charity shit. Ring ring ring and panhandling when I’m just trying to buy some groceries. Fuck whoever those homeless people or whatever you’re trying to help. I’m just trying to go about my business!

 

[FUNNY MONKEY]

What about Christmas?

 

[Nickolas Gurr]

Do you happen by any chance to be jewish?

 

[thhrang]

I doxed OP.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

 

[Pee Cola]

OP spitting facts

 

[Inco G. Nito]

pretends to love their relatives

Dude. Are you okay?

 

[Bruce Springspring]

 

[W'rkncacnter]

Christmas is non-negotiable.
Christmas cheer will continue until morale improves.

Spoiler

I hope you have a wonderful Christmas, OP

 

[Hellwalker]

Ahhhhhhh so fucking scary

 

[Kerry]

I also hate Xmas. It sounds so fucking retarded. Christmas is so much better.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Weird way to react to making the star wars holiday special, George

 

[Roy Earle]

 

[David Nosenberg]

What the fuck is Xmas?

 

[Rembrandt]

Begone fiend

 

[MrTroll]

I'm not pretending, I really do love your mom.

 

[Void Traveller]

Don’t even get me started on the commercial bullshit. Thirteen fucking days of feel-good Tim Allen movies? Santa Claus and polar bears drinking coke? CONSOOOM.

Sounds like a you problem.

 

[JohnnyG]

where everyone pretends to love their relatives

Have you tried faking it til you make it? Also applies to Christianity...rather than giving up for lack of faith, try going along with it and you might be surprised when you become what you pretend to be.

Edit: To clarify, since @Shlomo XL thinks this is somehow dishonest: it's hard to fake something forever, and I'm confident many more people start out practicing their faith and then become believers, than wake up believers and then decide to open a Bible or visit a church. @Preacher ✝ any thoughts on this?

buying each other shit they don’t need

Consider it a challenge to come up with creative/thoughtful/useful gifts that aren't just disposable Chinesium junk (or at least involve less of it). And if you can't think of anything personal, there's always MyPillow slippers and sheets and dog beds, so at least your money is going to a verified White Wing Terrist Extremist instead of feeding the big gay Amazon beast.

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

everyone pretends to love their relatives

autistic sociopath moment

 

[eDove]

I love Christmas, but I don't blame anyone for hating it.