xoJane

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xoJane is a website "where women go when they are being selfish, and where their selfishness is applauded." Which basically means it's a feminist version of Thought Catalog where women can tell their stories. And a lot of the time, they post deeply moving and highly informative articles from women with fascinating perspectives and life experiences.

Unfortunately, for every one of those articles, they post four or five ridiculous clickbait articles because websites don't pay for themselves and journalism is hard.

From this week alone:

"I don't have student loans because my wonderful parents and grandmother paid for all of my tuition and I lived at home. But one time my brother ate my muffin and it was just the worst!"

"I am revolutionary because I had short hair in high school and women with long hair don't have personalities, unlike me. I'm Not Like Other Girls!"

"I'm 17 years old and I think this movie is kind of racist, but that's not going to get enough pageviews on its own so let's make it about White Feminism somehow."


On any given day, you can count on at least one or two articles like these. So why not have a good lol over them together?
 
uuuuuuugggh xojane. Created by Jane Pratt of Sassy & Jane Magazine. There's also a beauty part of xojane called xovain (which is down right now? Did they shut down?) and one of the writers there looks like a witch out of a disney movie D:
 
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Those broads are braindead. They remind me of an advice website called, "Dear Wendy." Infighting, clueless posters, crappy trolls that went unbanned despite insulting rape victims. "Dear Wendy" was a spin-off of the Frisky but Wendy herself took all the stupids with her. She also wasn't trained in anything that could be useful to be an advice columnist either. Go figure.
 
One of the best xoJane debacles of all time.

TL;DR a skinny white woman feels uncomfortable when a "heavy-set black woman" comes into her yoga class and triggers her white guilt somehow because black people might feel lonely in yoga classes? This is called out by everyone who reads it as completely idiotic navel-gazing and the whole situation is dubbed Yogagate and inspires two separate articles trashing and defending it. The assigning editor also called all of the commenters "fuckers" on her facebook and threw a tantrum because editing is hard.
 
"Within the first few minutes of gentle warm-up stretches, I saw the fear in her eyes snowball, turning into panic and then despair. Before we made it into our first downward dog, she had crouched down on her elbows and knees, head lowered close to the ground, trapped and vulnerable. She stayed there, staring, for the rest of the class."

Maybe she just :briefs: and was embarrassed.

http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-t...oyfriend-pretended-to-have-aspergers-syndrome

"We started hanging out every single day and I started doing everything for him -- his laundry, making his lunch and dinner, cleaning his apartment and giving him sex whenever he wanted. (Note: worst sex of my life.)"

written by barb and its about chris
 
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http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-t...oyfriend-pretended-to-have-aspergers-syndrome

"We started hanging out every single day and I started doing everything for him -- his laundry, making his lunch and dinner, cleaning his apartment and giving him sex whenever he wanted. (Note: worst sex of my life.)"

written by barb and its about chris

xofake said:
At the time, I had been pursuing a minor in Autism Spectrum Studies
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(Google does call bullshit on that though)
 
I forget the finer details, but at one point I was asked to write an article for them - something about Wonder Woman because I'm a comic book/"how comic shit applies to real life, you stupid nerds"/"shut up about body image in comics" nerd, and I think they wanted a guy's voice on the site. I was a hungry writer so I was down for it.

Everything was set to go, but they refused to answer any questions about format, length, site voice, or hell, even payment. If you're a writer working on someone else's territory, these are important questions if you want to avoid a ton of editing and wasted time. A couple of weeks passed and I contacted them again and I got the shittiest, least professional attitude I've ever had as a writer. I guess they expected an article for free, and they'd tell me what was wrong with it after the fact, rather than sharing their proprietary site secrets with a male writer, and maybe pay me later.

My close encounter with xoJane. I'm glad I never published with them because I'd be in really, really shitty company.
 
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