Chuangren’s greatest contribution to the philosophy of Tieba is the inventing of the famous "civilization-barbarism" theory, which classifies all the behaviors he is uncomfortable with as barbarism, and his pleasing behavior is called civilization, such as "tea drinking barbarism "Coffee drinking civilization", "American drama civilization, daily comic barbarism" and so on. His nonsense articles are all over the post bars ("Brain Upgraded People" series) like cowhide, and he is now advancing with the times, starting to post videos at Station B ("Creative Medicine" series, every time he speaks the whole People are dangling around).
Of course, as an online beggar, Chuangren never forgets to post his Alipay account every time he finishes his hackneyed fart and ask others to pay him. Once in his post bar, Da Chuang Mi praised him for his deep thinking and hoped to interact with him, so...
"WQNMLGB don't say something, I think I'm good, just give me money"
Later, under the pressure of life, Chuangren felt that it was too disgraceful for his family to send him money, so he decided to go out and set up a stall...
The stall is located at the entrance of Changjun Middle School in Changsha City. It mainly sells two things: one is rice balls ("scented drops"), and there are chicken, pork, beef and fish. "Chicken, pig, beef, fish, meat, meat"), and the second is fruit ("Qingtiandi"). According to those who have eaten it, it is unpalatable.
Unpalatable is not the main thing, it's mainly hygiene. Chuangren once made frantic sperm coffee sperm beer sperm XX in "Chuangren Medicine"... (Let me spit it out for a while), simply put it in a drink and drink it by yourself. At first, everyone questioned the process of making Chuangren rice balls and fruits, but Chuangren voted himself into the net. After the video of the process was released, everyone found that the basin he put the fruit in was the basin he used to pipe the pipe...
In this way, no one will eat what he sells. When Chuangren was about to starve to death, someone sent him 1,000 yuan to ask him to find a job, but Chuangqi insisted that the person who gave him the money was a liar in order to prevent others from knowing that he was almsgiver, which resulted in no one. Send him money. It is estimated that after 1,000 yuan is used up, Chuangqi should jump into the river...
In fact, I personally have a suggestion for Chuangpu: Combine his civilization-barbaric theory with the self-made five stars and seas theory, and promote positive energy, such as "sickle civilization, known barbarism", maybe you can do it well. The next hairtail teacher, don’t forget each other when you are rich~