Yaniv Subforum?

[Spunt]

In the MATI podcast Null said he thought it was Yaniv who got 1776 to give him the boot.

I think the guy who runs 1776 needs his own thread, I hear he's a weird hermit with a feeder fetish and a jewboner for Israel.

 

[BrainProlapse]

@Null is there any chance of getting some kind of YanivWatch thread for updates on his ball waxing escapades and tranny scooting without any reaction posts allowed? The guy is fascinating but it's so hard to keep up to date when it's 50 reaction posts per new info post. I think just in the last few days it's been another 100 pages with 3 pages worth of info.

 

[gobbogobb]

Let's say this hypothetical sub forum exists.

What's in it?

It's gonna be another DSP sub where the main thread gets all of the updates and special interest threads are ignored.

Not to mention Johnny doesn't have near the amount of orbiters and side plots as even someone like Amber.

Issue number two: people in the current thread can't scroll back one page to get their questions answered. what makes you think they will read multiple threads to get those same questions answered?

 

[sevenproxies]

I can see the need for a subforum about a year from now, so it’s probably worth setting it up and getting it match-fit, even if it’s going to be sleepy for a while.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

This makes we wonder what will happen with Yaniv. If he wins this case there will be another, with more press coverage and drama.

However my guess is that he will lose and essentially be considered whatever the kangaroo court equivalent of a vexatious litigant by the BCHRT. Ie any future attempts to claim his rights have been violated will be given short shrift because this case has exposed him as a manipulative and pathologically dishonest sociopath. In which case he becomes just oddity on Twitter.

We may already have hit Peak Yaniv.

 

[Maltninja]

Not needed. Sargon fucking exploded around election time, but his single thread coped fine. There's lots of busy threads, Yaniv is exceptional as an individual, but they don't need extras here.

 

[Moderator_Marsi]

IT DOES SEEM THAT JONATHAN DOES HAVE A GROWING DEDICATED FOLLOWING. ESPECIALLY IN THE LAST 2 MONTHS.

 

[Okami Green]

IT DOES SEEM THAT JONATHAN DOES HAVE A GROWING DEDICATED FOLLOWING. ESPECIALLY IN THE LAST 2 MONTHS.

His thread has only been around for 9 months. That isn't very old. The people with their own subforums have years worth of content to sift through.

 

[gobbogobb]

They also have dozens of orbiters who are only notable because of the orbiters relationship to the subjects.

Yaniv has Oger who already had a presence here.

 

[Strelok]

Really he needs a wiki article to condense the information, but there isn't enough content to sustain a board. Is the lolcow wiki still a thing people work on?

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

The Yaniv thread moves about as quick as the Chantal thread and he only has half as many pages as her. An updated OP would probably be better than separating into subforums.

I think the guy who runs 1776 needs his own thread, I hear he's a weird hermit with a feeder fetish and a jewboner for Israel.

Null already has a thread in internet famous.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Initially I say "yes" but after looking at how expansive say, the Amberlynn Reid forum is, I don't think he warrants one.

 

[Slimy Time]

The Yaniv thread moves about as quick as the Chantal thread and he only has half as many pages as her. An updated OP would probably be better than separating into subforums.


Null already has a thread in internet famous.

Something like DSP's main thread intro which links the start of sagas would be useful. Want to find out about how his bs cases are going? Start here. Would certainty help.

Subforum though, not needed.

 

[SourDiesel]

We don't need a whole subforum. Some people are just butthurt that the thread is moving so fast right now it's hard to keep up with. Which it is but this isn't the first time a cow has become involved in something so exceptionally exceptional that the whole world shows up to gawk. It'll slow back down eventually.

So let's say a subforum was made. What for? What kind of threads would be in it? He only does one thing really. What happens when the thread finally slows down? It will happen eventually. We would have this whole extra subforum for no reason. If we made a whole subforum every time a cow got busy, this site would be nothing but abandoned subforums.

 

[Gender of peace]

What distinguishes Yaniv from other lolcows with fast-moving threads (sargon and chantel mentioned above) is that Yaniv is already generating national and international news coverage. He is poised to become a distinctly influential lolcow whose grievances have significant policy implications that pit SJW priorities against one another to dramatic effect. Perhaps he is not forum-worthy to date. I would say there is a need to systematize the sprawling content to avoid the double-posting going on currently. I am particularly concerned that we have a number of original art submissions that have not received the recognition they so richly deserve.

I would propose that if he wins his HRT complaint he should be awarded a sub forum in recognition of his prodigious contributions to lolcowery and to contain and organize the absolute shitstorm that would result. Looking through lolcow cults threads, I don't think we would need separate threads for every video or twitter post he makes. More preferable to subset threads by subject, like a Kiwi decimal system in our growing Yaniv repository.

Possible sub forum threads

• Yaniv general discussion
• New members forum/Yaniv primer and FAQ
• Journalism mentioning Yaniv
• Yaniv enablers (mommy Yaniv, HRT member Devyn, etc.)
• Human rights tribunal repository: Elsie tweets, videos, commentary on the tribunal as an institution
• Health scares/ER visits/munchie commentary
• LGBTQ2SIA & human rights "activism"
• Langley council presentations and updates
• Yaniv pedo watch
• Yaniv menstruation watch (maybe combine with pedo watch as these are closely related)
• Yaniv thoughts and opinions regarding immigration
• SJW/troon reactions and meltdowns, efforts to explain away the Yaniv phenomenon
• Yaniv memes, pics, and gifs
• Yaniv original fan art
• Yaniv poetry and songs

Maybe this organization of Yaniv content could be reproduced in certain master-posts within the existing thread, IDK.

 

[Kiislova]

I'd say waiting til the kangaroo court says its verdict then check if Yaniv is still worthy.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I think it might be worth it but maybe wait a couple weeks until this hubub over the tribunal has run it's course and see if he's still producing as much milk.

 

[GenderCop]

There exists the very real possibility that there will eventually be such a large amount of Yaniv content that we'll regret not having organized it into separate threads while we were able to do so easily. That being said, it's just hypothetical, even if it does seem like he's only ramping up his brazen tomfuckery at an exponential rate as time goes on.

yeah. i think he's just getting warmed up. I foresee a lifetime of melodramatic lolcow fun for our continued edification.

What threads do I already think could make up the Yaniv subforum? lolsuits, perversions, cup-rattling, DMCAs, activism and troonsfermation. Is there enough content in each category, though? Definitely not just yet, especially considering how much overlap of those categories there is with each thing he does. (eg: perversion+activism="install tampon machines everywhere", activism+cuprattling=going in front of a governing body to make them watch an ad for donations, lolsuit+perversion="WAX MY BALLS")

don't forget the Cimorelli fandom thing.
several of those girls actually started accounts to talk about gross Yaniv & how he mined the Cimorelli fans (teenage girls) for menstruation details & so on. (he had been trusted to be some kind of helpful techie for their webpages or something? apparently they assumed he was around their age)
these girls started talking about him on twitter & several were subsequently banned during the first wave of feminist bans, the ones that took out Megan Murphy & Gallus Mag. So those girls were effectively silenced. i doubt they'd post on a long KF forum, but if a subforum topic was titled something like "JY and the Cimorelli girls!" -- i bet they'd start coming forth like they were doing on twitter.

Many terves believe the Cimorelli girls finally starting to post about him is what brought out the big guns--he really really wants to keep them quiet. i'd love to hear about his many DMs to them- i bet it is sone riotous entertainment, talking about his periods/PMS in earnest.

i believe JY is world class lolcow & worthy of subforum... another gift that keeps on giving. he's gonna get worse & worse... or better & better, depending on your POV.
i realized it when i saw him in the ball gown photo. i'm so glad Breitbart used that one.

 

[NomiMalone]

At the very least, he needs an entry on the Lolcow Wiki. Once jessicayaniv.org is fixed, the Wiki will be yet another source of distilled Yaniv idiocy that one can provide as a link.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I think he needs a subforum if he keeps producing content after the BCHRT thing.

The main threads I see being worthwhile, without separating anything unnecessarily, would be:


1. Yaniv family & speculation re: relationships with other human beings
2. Pedophilia and menstrual fetishism (these are deeply linked and his real fantasy seems to be menarche, so I lumped them in together here)
3. LGBT+ grifts (BCHRT falls into this, so does topless pool party)
4. Disability grifts (scooty puff, benefits fraud, etc.)
5. Condo/strata drama
6. Repository thread for direct audio/video recordings/screenshots of particular interest, since these can get hard to find and would be the biggest things to preserve in case of forum nuking
7. Yaniv coverage in popular media, so all the LOL OMG NO CAN U BELIEVE IT spergery can be contained when some YouTuber notices Jonathan for the first time
8. Original JY inspired art

I know that overlaps some with what has been said before, but my proposal is this: if the Jonathan thread would produce enough content during each of the next 2 calendar months to provide at least a 2-3 page thread on each of the above 8 topics, he would be worthy of his own subforum.