*yawn* Why do I exist?

[The Jumping Dwarf]

Please answer Yawning Squirtle's existential concerns.

 

[Ramborambo]

 

[RW 1995]

for our entertainment

 

[mr.moon1488]

To upset all the 90s kids who picked Charizard.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Ask your parents.

 

[dramamine]

To suffer indefinitely in a prison of your own mind, Squirtle

 

[Screed]

Because your mom wouldn't take no for an answer

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Yawning Squirtle is Chris's best creation.

 

[Lets Fucking Go!]

SO YOU CAN GO TO JAIL FOR POSTING CHILD PORN, BITCH

 

[BScCollateral]

You don't.

 

[CrippleThreat]

Because you were the lucky twinkle in your daddy's nuts that made it through your momma's eggsack.

In other words, Blastoise needs to stop plowing Dittos.

 

[I Love Beef]

fuck you, squirtle was cool

had a gang and tude more than sonic and wore kamina shades decades before it was cool

fak u

 

[stares at error messages]

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Please answer Yawning Squirtle's existential concerns.

... to ask stupid question on kiwifarms.

 

[lurk_moar]

Your parents had unprotected sex and decided against abortion.

 

[pedoguyguykrai]

to be cellies with jamal.

 

[TheRetardKing]

 

[Solid Snek]

Define "why". Define "exist".