Year in Review

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I really like BSV's redemption arc, Sargon Gaymergate 2.0, Brianna Wu's resignation letter, Kero hunt, and Nulls lore streams. Helps newfags like myself catch up on some of the past goings on.
 
When Fanta gave their 2 cents in one of Chris' tweets' reply section. https://archive.fo/DOQMQ
Not a big ass moment, but I don't think it's something one sees every day.


Also, @Lillith1991's drama.

Yeah I don't think Fanta company knows why some people went crazy about this and who Chris Chan is. It goes down salty, but Chris will be the only tard to ever know.
 
Hamber breaking a scooty puff in the middle of Walmart and acting like she was trapped on the Titanic.

"Beanbag in a hurry"

@CIA Nigger finally catching up to Terry Davis.

Chance Carmichael meeting his XXXXXL sized casket.

The zoosadism leaks

The thot audit
 
My favorite thing from KF in 2018 are the plethora of legal threats. Watching trannies, deviants and pissed off exceptional individuals eloquently threaten @Null was always a delight.
 
Jonathan "Jessica" Yaniv really fucking brought it, and better late than never. He manages to live down to every single right-wing anti-bathroom-bill argument trope of perverted pedo men, pretending to be women, in order to prey on innocent girls in public restrooms. He is everything TERFs have tried to warn us about, and more. He is the tranny hobgoblin the left has insisted doesn't exist--BUT HE DOES. BY GOD, HE DOES. And he's a racist shitstain to boot! He has not a single redeeming quality. He is an infected ingrown hair in the asscrack of humanity. And he is exactly the degenerate troon the world so desperately needs to know about right now, if we as a society are ever to steer back toward sanity.

I've been wavering all year, but I finally hit peak trans thanks to Jonathan "Jessica" Yaniv. He deserves to be known far and wide, by as many people, as possible, but especially lefty women who are troon apologists. May all come to know of his name and deeds.

Okay, that said:

Spudboy Phil Haskins-Delici's build-up to, and unveiling of, his conversion into a eunuch with a surgically-installed manhole between his legs that is intended to serve as a vagina substitute (but which the "woke" crowd has to pretend is equal to an actual vagina).

Never mind the ethics of performing GRS on a mentally ill, autistic individual with poor hygiene who is so cognitively impaired he cannot work, and relies on SSDI and subsidized public housing to survive. Never mind that he has made absolutely no effort to live or present himself as a woman beyond a legal name and gender change, and has covered himself with a jumble of shitty tattoos that only highlight his lack of solid identity, chaotic mental state, and poor decision-making ability.

Nah--Dr. Dugi of OHSU took that payday and ran with it, Hippocratic Oath and all pretense of ethics be damned. And, post-manhole reveal, things have been pretty boring because nothing has changed. Phil's life is still shit, he's still consumed by violent fantasies, and even fewer of his fellow troons are willing to acknowledge his existence. But he does have a lopsided wound between his legs that requires ongoing care, so maybe in 2019 he'll develop sepsis, or require surgery to fix his manhole because it's healed shut and all the hair he didn't have removed is still growing in there and creating a nightmare.

Or, he could get it into his potato head to go to La Zorra to dig for gold and play with guns in the desert, in which case he'll end up dead in a shallow grave (because Kjel and Niraj are too lazy to dig an adequate one), with the gruesome twosome continuing to collect his SSDI check. It's not as if anybody but us would notice he was gone, right? Right.

Russell Greer re-filing his lolsuit against Taylor Swift, again without stating a claim, and being too fuckwitted and incompetent to properly serve her will never not be funny.

But I also love how he quit his night janitor job at Walmart in a huff because they wouldn't let him leave a few hours early to catch the last bus. Exemption and entitlement are key traits of Narcissistic Personality Disorder, and Russell has given us Kiwis familiar with NPD plenty of excellent discussion examples of how the personality disorder manifests in an incredibly stupid person. Never change, Russell (it's okay; we know he won't).

Colt (formerly Laura) Seidman, fatgirl Borderliner troon with a pubic beard and the saddest tits ever, lives on SSDI, got a publicly-subsidized apartment in May or June. But after getting her apartment, she decided she needed--and deserved!--a vacation from her career as a chronic mooch and attention-seeker, so she spent $400 to fly to San Francisco for 48 hours. Upon arriving back in Chicago, she immediately put out a plea for funds to help her make rent and buy groceries because her much-needed--and deserved!--vacation used up all her tugboat.

Oh, and then there was the episode later in the summer when nobody could tolerate her enough to give her a ride home from a Pride event, and she couldn't get an Uber, so rather than walk or take the bus all the way back to her apartment, she decided to use a Christian-run homeless shelter as a Motel 6. She expected to just be given a bed for the night without opposition, but when they asked her the usual intake questions and she refused to cooperate with their policies, they refused to give her a bed. (They did allow her to sleep in a chair in the lobby, with other men who refused to be screened or didn't pass.) So she went on a massive rant about how horribly transphobic the shelter was, and how unsafe she felt--and nobody gave a shit. But it was hilarious and infuriating, because that's Colt for ya.

We got an amazing opportunity to look into the Lifestyles of the Trooned and Infamous when Greta and Nina/Kjel and Niraj's rental in Oakland went on the market. They did not bother to clean up before the real estate agent took listing photos, so we got to see how they (and the NPCs living in the main house) really live, which is basically like dudebros everywhere, and absolutely nothing like the actual women they claim to be.

Gross, piggy, dudebro squalor is pretty much their standard mode of existence, so it was amusing as fuck when an intrepid adventurer paid a visit to La Zorra, their boys-only hideout in the Mojave, and kicked off a fresh round of astonishment at their filthy ways by posting photos of trash everywhere, and even useful items left out to the weather (RIP, cast-iron skillet).

Yeah, their "transitioning" out of TLL after being revealed as a pair of grifters is definitely one of the highlights of the year, but confirmation that they're just a couple of slobbo dudes, no matter what hormonal and genital mods they've undergone to enhance their fetishistic sex lives, was pretty fucking hilarious. Boys will be boys, no matter how aggressively they insist they're girls.
In Memoriam:

Jahi McMath and Claire Hartley finally got the peace and dignity they both deserved. No more Michael Kors shit for Mama Nails, and I'm sure Gwen Hartley is bereft at all the "twin" costume ideas she won't be able to use, now that she only has one genetic tragedy to put on display.

Also, Chloe Sagal's suicide, or, rather the troon/ally response to it. That Chloe killed himelf, and in such a horrifying, painful way was not a "favorite" moment--he was a shitty person, but she was also a profoundly mentally ill one, and never got the level of psychiatric help he needed (because it pretty much doesn't exist any more). Nah. What makes his tragedy a "favorite" moment has little to do with him, and everything to do with how his alleged friends, who claimed to love him so much, or at least stand up for trans women, completely ignored his own stated reasons for setting himself on fire, and used it as an excuse to point blamefingers at KF.

Bitches, he wrote a statement explaining why he was killing himself, and we were never mentioned in it because we were the least of his problems. But you know, picking up the statement he read and deciding to advocate for the most profoundly mentally il among us is fucking hard, and blaming Kiwi Farms takes no effort at all.

It's always a favorite moment when self-righteous virtue-signallers completely shit the bed like that, and show us just what thoughtful, compassionate people dedicated to social justice they really are.
 
I do think there does need to be a good bye to Terry Davis, while he was an insane lolcow he is now gone and at peace hopefully. He gave the internet some amazing content and he will be missed.

For both the right and wrong reasons.

Also I just caught up on the Lily Orchard hilarity so yeah that needs a mention too.
 
This is the first year when I met one of the Hundreds of lolcows we cover.

Since January 1st of this year, I was firm in my decision to go to the Retropalooza convention. Despite a long, long drive from Florida to Texas, including getting in a car accident, I had a good time.

And yes, everyone, Boogie2988 is a regular guest at this Professionally endorsed event.

I didn't stand in line at his booth because it was actually really long, and searching for more deals for NES games felt more important.

But I shook his hand in passing at the after party. With 8-Bit Eric.
 
The time Null used the forum to drum up content for a video, because reasons.
 
A gallery for all our fallen cows and cow-adjacent people
-Nasim Aghdam (weird vegan lady, died trying to shoot up youtube)
-Dave "Bitch Boy" Katz & his victims (died shooting up a Madden tournament because he couldn't handle losing, was schizophrenic)
-The mother of Greg "Shadilay Strangler" Ramos (her awful lolcow son took her away too soon)
-John Bain aka TotalBiscuit (died from cancer, awful people gravedanced & harassed his widow)
-Chance Carmichael (rip in peace fat boy)
-Claire Hartley (died from infection, rip potato gremlin)
-The Hartley Family's Doggo (died shortly before Claire, rip)
-Jahi McMath (ded for the 2nd and final time)
-Terry Davis (went home to be with Mr God)
-femme4memes (had a 1-page thread, died and we were blamed even though the family never gave word and didn't want people talking)
-Carl Kish (obscure youtube cow, died from ruptured stomach iirc)
-Alex Tilghman aka YahwehRules 2 (made vids about secret tranny demons, died trying to shoot up a cafe)
-Alex McDougall aka @kazztawdal (former lets player turned homeless druggie, unfortunately took his own life earlier this year)
-Baraka Mkray / Nicholas McCrary (black loveshy lit himself on fire, only to be overshadowed by next on the list)
-Chloe Sagal (tranny game dev, lit self on fire and died to protest homelessness and mental health system issues, yet we were blamed)

Best Moments:
Seconding
-Yaniv becoming the most loathed person we've covered since Nick Bate & Sarah Nyberg and the entire #waxmyballs saga as a whole.

-Channel Awesome imploding and shedding dead weight in #changethechannel

-Tommy Tooter's manic episode back in January, because it spawned my favorite videos (the Bob prank call & Null calling into Tom's stream)

-Maddox lolsuit continues/electric boogaloo

-Richard Meyer legally dickslapping Mark Waid over the Antarctic Press phone shenanigans.

-Border Town's writer being a woke rapist

-The halal of @LagoonaBlue and her Dashie panties

-MundaneMatt, the quarry king, and his boulders of vengeance on those who hath mocked and scorned him.

-Idea Guy's Wise & Boyd get doxed and logs are leaked that they pathetically waited around for Chris to get back. When CWC has more of a life than you, you should just end it all.

-Tumblr's NSFW Ban going horribly wrong and alienating everyone.

-The death of a catfishing empire because they tried scamming an internet famous fat dude who plays vidya terribly.

-Sam Ambreen freaking the fuck out upon realizing we found out she doxed and blackmailed someone, thus giving her a new thread.

-David Shitrat's very special Christmas (https://kiwifarms.net/threads/david...facts-discordspies.30471/page-23#post-4127217)

-Graham Linehan bragging that Count Dankula got charged with a hate crime, only to bitch when the popo swung around to talk to him about his twitter flamewars against trannies.

-Fallout 76. All of it. :story:

-Sargon fully realizing his lolcow potential by sperging out at Mr Metokur.

-Kero & The Zoo Crew. It had everything. Autistic trollshielders like the ZSIS & @darkshadowfox the insane femboy. Doxes based on ice cream. Animal abusers and pedophiles being sent to prison. "um ackthully i was hacked so I'm innocent uwu".

-Onion Avaroe and his waifu destroying the wetlands and being buttfucked by the IRS & Washington state.

-Virgo Rouge's unhealthy obsession with our dear leader.

And adding my own nominations for amazing shit that happened:
-The Triumphant return of Jay Geis thanks to the work of @Jaimas and the rest of the people who helped him re-discover what our Goldie had been doing ever since he went into hiding all those years ago.

-@Dee Price coming here and reviving her dead thread, and proceeding to interact with @Mister Thomas Jay Wasserberg.

-TJ Church STILL falling for the "fluent in autism" bait after all these years (https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tjchurchs-adventures-of-autism-fluency.49372/)

-@Spelling Bee and his videos about Mike Hirtes and Josh Wise.

-@Avery Chicoine's Personal Cuckold being an angry spastic cuck.

-People who do naut no deh wey being triggered over that Ugandan Knuckles meme.

-Elle Darby & the Irish Hotel saga (turned out her daddy was one of the Enron scandal criminals)

-These threads in spergatory:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-massacre-of-kiwifarms.40078/
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-c...istic-and-heretical-cesspool-has-begun.40044/
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/cleve...-himself-and-falls-for-bait-every-time.37979/ (started last year, but the majority of this one was January 1st 2018, so it counts god damn it)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/message-to-the-moderator-of-this-website.39060/ (seriously, I remember doing a voice of spergatory for this one, it was one of the most wtf things anybody ever posted on here)

-Maurice Yandiorio aka Josh Ek raising from the dead with his new harassming "anti-harassment" websites.

-Clawshrimpy trying to sext minors on discord, blaming a nebulous "hacker" and going so far as to create a fake pastebin pretending to be the hacker.

-Mr Enter's Indiegogo failing to meet funding and him insisting he didn't fail because "at least It wasn't Mighty Number 9"

-Quinton Reviews on a downward spiral.

-Karen & the Money Badgers begging Jim to dox himself because they got mad his attention turned towards the lulz and scammy bullshit coming from the Men's Rights Bowel Movement.

-Veeh's F-list profile being streamed on the Ralph's Killstream.

-Ice Poseidon getting into a shooting scare in Alaska for god knows what reasons.

-ToonKritiky2k's Pedophilia and his Thomas the Tank Engine fanfiction.

-That time @Jaiman and I went on twitter and drove a 50-year-old man completely ballistic because he's am alt-furry that can't tolerate being laughed at. (https://kiwifarms.net/threads/steve...dragon-shapetweener.35460/page-4#post-3508804)

-The time Lily Orchard made an hour+ long video raging about Steven Universe being "fascist propaganda".

-The coolest monkey in the jungle shitstorm started by fat black lady Steph Yeboah, ending up with actual riots. :story:

-Misty Ray Henry faking her own death and promising a death curse on all who "wronged" or "abused" her.
 
I think the Waid/Zaid Hydra will be a viable source of lulz in 2019, but for right now, its potential is not that fully realized. I'd at least wait until Waid gets deposed once before I'd call it a major source of amusement.
 
-Lagoona getting halal'd.

-The deaths of Jahi McMath and Clair Hartley, and I think a new addition, Luna Slater's father-in-law Roger, which result in her and Lurch losing their grimy house.

-That time @/Durable Mike Malloy had his cousin try one of Anna Johnson's awful recipes and posted the review into the thread.

-The whole Dylan Hafertepen/noodlesandbeef situation.
 
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