You Are A Unicorn.

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My unicorn name is:
Sage Delightful Mane
Sage is wistful and creative. He is a delight to be around, and he casts love spells.

And this was the manliest name I could come up with :oops:
 
Heather Charming Head
"Heather is a little monkey who is always getting into trouble.
She is charming and cheerful,
and she brings the autumn leaves."

So... I'm a monkey? I thought this was a unicorn generator. *SIGH*
 
monkey is a good first word to teach children
 
Yup. Our favorite autistic said that word at just 6 weeks old. Amazing, isn't it?

His Uncle Spunky is apparently a rather funky monkey, too.
 
Christian Weston Chandler's unicorn name:

"Windy Lovely Boy
Windy is silly and loveable.
He is as lovely as the day is long,
and he casts spells of beauty."

It's pretty close, actually. Let's just make a few changes:


"Windy Lovely Boy
Windy is smelly and loved by no one.
He is as chubby as the day is long,
and he casts spells of curse-ye-ha-me-has."
 
"Carrot Misty Colt
Carrot is an eccentric genius with a big imagination.
He is misty like the blue mountains,
and he casts spells of plenty and bounty."

Uncanny.
 
Bracken Celestial Prince

Bracken is generous of spirit and always thinks the best of others. He is as dark as the night sky, and he brings great fortune and riches.

Well i guess if pretty much being conscripted as the house cook and always being happy to share bacon with roomates counts as "bringing great fortune and riches" the name counts.

Though what does "dark as the nights sky" mean in this context, is it saying im a niggo? a goth? or just that im mysterious?
 
"Catkin Lovely Coat
Catkin is a gifted singer and musician.
He is as lovely as the day is long,
and he climbs the mountains of the world. "

Uh, no and no. I can't even continue, this is so :roll: .
 
Judge Holden said:
Bracken Celestial Prince

Bracken is generous of spirit and always thinks the best of others. He is as dark as the night sky, and he brings great fortune and riches.

Well i guess if pretty much being conscripted as the house cook and always being happy to share bacon with roomates counts as "bringing great fortune and riches" the name counts.

Though what does "dark as the nights sky" mean in this context, is it saying im a niggo? a goth? or just that im mysterious?
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My grandmother always used to use the expression 'Black as night' to describe people with particularly dark complexions.

Daft old racist.
 
My unicorn name is Snapdragon Sparkle Ears. I am kind and caring and as sparkly as the milky way. I love to play cupid. :heart-full:

It's like it's looking into my soul, guys.
 
Forget-Me-Not Sweet Saddle
Forget-Me-Not is mischievous and nosey. She is as sweet as a sugar lump, and she brings happy dreams and sweet sleep. :heart-full:

Mm, yeah, I'll be in your dreams~
 
My unicorn name is:
Parsley Delightful Mister
Parsley is poetic and romantic. He is a delight to be around, and he makes wishes come true

Wat
 
Surtur said:
My unicorn name is:
Parsley Delightful Mister
Parsley is poetic and romantic. He is a delight to be around, and he makes wishes come true

Wat
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Basically Im this

Black_unicorn_by_theOvercoat.jpg


and your this

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Goddamn ponies...
 
Surtur said:
Goddamn ponies...
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Dont be sad Surtur! your a beautiful Alicorn who brings love and wishes to the world. Im sure that Covert Bronies on this forum have already made you their Waifu
 
My unicorn name is:
Champion Candy Legs
Champion is very lucky and always succeeds.
He is as sweet as candy,
and he dances away the thunderstorms.

That's right, I'm sweet as candy.
 
Cute Anime Girl said:
That's right, I'm sweet as candy.
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And far more manly than surtur

Wheras I remain a black stallion who is happy to share his riches and awesomeness with all around him
 
When I use my forum name I get this:


My unicorn name is:
Corn Darling Foal
Corn likes to tease the other unicorns.
He is a darling horse, spotty like a Dalmatian,
and he protects children from bad dreams.
 
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