You are cooking a burrito i the microwave for one and a half minutes

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

do you enter "1:30" into the microwave or "90"

 

[scallion]

I press the "+30 seconds" button 3 times

 

[Red Hood]

I cook it for two minutes so it's actually hot

 

[Cup Noodle]

I press the "+30 seconds" button 3 times

I see someone else splurged a bit for a decent microwave.

I cook it for two minutes so it's actually hot

Spend more than thirty dollars for an Easy Bake oven posing as a microwave.

 

[Red Hood]

I see someone else splurged a bit for a decent microwave.

Spend more than thirty dollars for an Easy Bake oven posing as a microwave.

If I don't have burn scarring on my mouth my burrito wasn't hot enough.

 

[Uncle Sid]

I haven't owned a microwave for over a decade. If I want a burrito, I buy one already hot from a Mexican

 

[Cup Noodle]

I haven't owned a microwave for over a decade. If I want a burrito, I buy one already hot from a Mexican

I prefer to give my hot burrito to the Mexicans. Once those chicks hit like 25 though it is all downhill. They go from latin beauty to horse leather overnight. White women are the next most beautiful, but they hit the wall at about thirty and begin a gradual decline. Asian women are the best. They gradually age both up and down. Black women for the most part just look like men. Latin women are the most fucking beautiful women for like a year until they turn into Jeb Bush's wife.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I cook it for 1:30, flip the burrito and cook it for another 1:30.

 

[DerKryptid]

Takes me 15 minutes to fry up steak for my burrito + 5 on the stove for my tortilla to warm up

 

[JULAY]

A better question is, "Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot he himself could not hold it?"

 

[MrTroll]

I'd eat it frozen. It's all going to end up in the same place so what's the point of cooking food anyway?

 

[Least Concern]

imagine actually eating a previously frozen burrito lol, do you not have mexicans where you live?

 

[Caesare]

I would put 1:33 because that extra 3 seconds gives me an edge.

image actually eating a previously frozen burrito lol, do you not have mexicans where you live?

Why track down a Mexican every time you feel like a burrito?

 

[Niggernerd]

Heat the burrito up on the stove or a mini oven.

 

[Least Concern]

Why track down a Mexican every time you feel like a burrito?

because frozen burritos are FUCKING SHIT, nothing but beans mushed into paste and textured soy protein, too hot on the outside and too cold on the inside, man fuck that shit just go find a pedro or a juanita they'll fuckin' hook you up with the real shit yo

fuckin' get a pork tamale too

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

I turn the knob to halfway between 1 and 2

 

[Solid Snek]

Depends. How many diapers are in the microwave, or is it just the burrito?

 

[Grub]

My microwave's a counter decoration I haven't used in almost 10 years. Microwaved food is garbage. It's pretty much the worst way you could choose to heat literally any food, except that popcorn that comes in the bags.