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- Feb 24, 2024
Let's say Null hands you the keys to the Farms. You're now in charge. Do you keep it running as is? Change the rules? Burn it all down? Turn it into something completely different.
You are now the new owner of kiwi farms, what's your first order of business?
- Thread starter bear hammer
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- Dec 24, 2022
Shove the main frame up my ass so I can be connected to everything and everyone all at once.
- Joined
- Aug 6, 2020
Change the name to karen farms and then sell it to the Gunt.
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- Dec 21, 2020
Draw a penis on pfp of every person i don't like
- Joined
- Jun 30, 2021
Close registration, unban several former users but not everyone. Accept bids for unbanning those I was going to leave banned.
Move a few forums and shift threads around, shift genchat from front page to it's own containment zone, restrict anyone who's posted in either hate thread more than six times to only be able to post there - expires 2027, ban anyone who whined about any of the changes.
Reopen registration after a month.
The first five whiners to sock in get made jannies of whatever the fuck they were whining about.
Log in once a week to check on my cows, randomly call someone a nigger, and fuck with the most recent member and give a random active oldfag janny perms until my next visit.
Move a few forums and shift threads around, shift genchat from front page to it's own containment zone, restrict anyone who's posted in either hate thread more than six times to only be able to post there - expires 2027, ban anyone who whined about any of the changes.
Reopen registration after a month.
The first five whiners to sock in get made jannies of whatever the fuck they were whining about.
Log in once a week to check on my cows, randomly call someone a nigger, and fuck with the most recent member and give a random active oldfag janny perms until my next visit.
- Joined
- Sep 27, 2019
Anyone with a furry avatar, or who has expressed interest in furfaggotry gets a permaban. Unban Bargain Bin Laden. Make @SSj_Ness (Yiffed) a janny for the Games subforum. Make @Hollywood Hulk Hogan a janny for A&N. Unban @Android raptor.
- Joined
- May 16, 2019
Require new accounts and pink triangles to include the word "nigger" in every post.
Make the
sticker a different color.
Add a Watched Threads digest option--one notification a day, instead of after every unread post. Make the Watched section on the front page optional.
Add a "sort by date" option from the Advanced search into the page for regular search results.
Unban @zedkissed60
Sneed.
Make the
sticker a different color.Add a Watched Threads digest option--one notification a day, instead of after every unread post. Make the Watched section on the front page optional.
Add a "sort by date" option from the Advanced search into the page for regular search results.
Unban @zedkissed60
Sneed.
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