You are walking down the street alone at night, when you see a group of aggressive looking niggers approaching you. What do you do?

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Freshly Baked Socks said:
I decided to shoot as many as I could as quickly as I could. I did a fast draw, and shot with one hand (my right), pulling the trigger prior to the gun being aligned on the targets. All actual shots plus my draw time occurred easily within 1.6 seconds or less. This is not as difficult to do as some might think, and occasionally I give a description of the technique along with a re-enactment. The first shot hit Canty in the center of the chest. After the first shot my vision changed and I lost my sense of hearing. The second shot hit lightning fast Barry Allen in the upper rear shoulder as he was ducking (later the bullet was removed from his arm). The third shot hit the subway wall just in front of Cabey; the fourth shot hit Cabey in the left side (severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic). The fifth shot hit Ramseur's arm on the way into his left side. I immediately looked at the first two to make sure they were "taken care of," and then attempted to shoot Cabey again in the stomach, but the gun was empty. I thought Cabey was shot twice after reading a media account no shots missed; I had lost count of the shots and while under adrenaline I didn't even hear the shots or feel the kick of the gun. 'You don't look too bad, here's another', is a phrase I came up with later when trying to explain the shooting while I was under the impression that Cabey was shot twice. Cabey, who was briefly standing prior to the shooting, was sitting on the subway bench during all attempted shots. The others were standing. Shortly after the shooting my vision and hearing returned to normal.
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Shit, I didn't know you were a cop.
 
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I would try to speak to them in that African language that's all clicks and pops, then I'd give them an angry look when they didn't understand and answer me in kind.
 
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As if they would try anything against me

They don't fuck with physically intimidating unhinged looking white men, it's their kryptonite
 
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Point behind them and say:

"Hey look theres a drunk underaged white woman wearing a Straight Outta Compton crop top!"

Then when they turn around to rape her I'll make my escape.
 
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